alyrai: OH SHIT GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
SilverRaptor86: What?
alyrai: QUESTION OF THE MOTHERFUCKING MOMENT
alyrai: ahem...
alyrai: WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?
SilverRaptor86: . . .
SilverRaptor86: An old brownie left outside in the Houston weather. The first day was warm and humid, melting the brownie and making it sticky. The second day was cold and rainy, making the brownie extra sticky and hard as a rock. The third day, the brownie was not only brown, sticky, and hard as a rock, but it had grown wings and lobster claws and threatened to destroy the multiverse.
SilverRaptor86: That, Aly, is what is brown and sticky.
alyrai: NO YOU ARE SO WRONG.
alyrai: WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?
alyrai: A STICK.
SilverRaptor86: ...
SilverRaptor86: Or the color brown and chewed gum.
SilverRaptor86: And I've seen white, green, and polka dot sticks.
SilverRaptor86: Therefore you lose.
alyrai: so? there are also brown sticks.
SilverRaptor86: So
alyrai: I didn't say it was "the phsyical manifestation of the representation of all sticks ever known in history". I just said "a stick."
SilverRaptor86: ?
SilverRaptor86: But that was an unfair answer.
SilverRaptor86: Rawr.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:47 PM
alyrai: MY FAVORITE JOKE OF ALL TIME:
alyrai: WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?
alyrai: A STICK.
Ultravisit0r: HAHA... YES! That... is the best joke of all fucking time.
alyrai: it really, really is.
Ultravisit0r: a freaking lot.
alyrai: and it is also totally the question of the moment
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:46 PM
LiveWire1487: why was eight scared of seven
alyrai: BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE!
LiveWire1487: hahahahahahahahaha
alyrai: ahahaha. this is, like, lame joke moment.
LiveWire1487: true dat
alyrai: i just told logan the "what's brown and sticky?" one.
LiveWire1487: never heard it
alyrai: yes you have.
alyrai: it's gavin's favorite joke.
alyrai: WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY, JEFFREY?
LiveWire1487: ?
alyrai: A STICK.
alyrai: AHAHAHAHAHA.
LiveWire1487: hahahahahha, holy crap, thats awesome
alyrai: i agree.
LiveWire1487: i actually laughed
alyrai: every time i think of it i practically die of laughter.
LiveWire1487: i think i almost did to
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:45 PM
alyrai: hey, sloe, want to be famous on the interweb?
Btmyh4Ever: ok
alyrai: okay. then you have to answer the 'question of the moment' for evil muffin.
alyrai: and that question is...
alyrai: ahem...
Btmyh4Ever: ok?
alyrai: WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?
Btmyh4Ever: a stick
alyrai: ... curse you and your knowledge of lame jokes. curse you.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:44 PM
Friday, January 07, 2005
alyrai: i don't know... :p
Ultravisit0r: well... jesus does.
alyrai: i'm sure he does. i'm not jesus, though.
Ultravisit0r: but he's dead, so let's just throw a sexy yacht party and forget all about that.
Ultravisit0r: I might cry if I found out you were actually jesus... then maybe, perhaps, possibly, just MAYBE... eat my own face off.
alyrai: .... HAHAHAHA WHAT?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:38 PM
Thursday, January 06, 2005
THE FIRST SCORES OF THE YEAR BISHES:
1. Danielle (37)
2. Juan (36)
3. Messer (26)
4. Chris (21)
5/6. Dana/Bill (20)
7. Nick (19)
8/9. Brittney/Brad (15)
10. Cha-- er-- Bob (11)
11. MaTTY (9)
12. Jared (7)
13/14/15/16. Jess/Tyler/Brandon/Shea (6)
17/18/19/20/21. Roxy/Mckayla/Eli/Mary Jo/Jeff (5)
22/23. Simon/Logan (4)
24/25. Edan (3)
26. Kathleen(2)
27/28/29/30/31/32. Ashley/Hugo/Vinnie/Billy/Some Guy/Dylan (1)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:52 PM
ninja634: brittney holcomb is the one you managed, right?
alyrai: yeah
ninja634: whatever happened with that
alyrai: we still write together sometimes
ninja634: I see, you girls throw little shindigs in whitch you and her write stuff then go to the mall with friends, get in fights with midget security gaurds. then proceed to get kicked out, so instead you find a house party to go to, so you girls can get drunk and mud-wrestle...
ninja634: is that right, or is that just going to be a future dream of mine...
alyrai: >_<
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:48 PM
