Ultravisit0r: heeeeyyy... did I ever tell you the story of how I became a nerd?
alyrai: bob dylan always makes me think of steven banks.
Ultravisit0r: hehehe... :P
alyrai: no! tellmetellmetellme!
Ultravisit0r: okay..... here we go.
Ultravisit0r: I was a wee lad, somewhere around the age that normal third graders are... you know, NORMAL.
Ultravisit0r: and all the kids in my class were like, "hey Logan... you're smart!"
Ultravisit0r: so me, being the conceited bastard I was (and am) was like, "you know, you're right..."
Ultravisit0r: But then, they said something shocking... SHOCKING!
alyrai: Shocking? GASP!
Ultravisit0r: They said, "you know, you'd be even smarter if you knew a foreign language, you damned English geek!"
Ultravisit0r: sooo... I was inspired...
Ultravisit0r: I worked for days, weeks... MONTHS even! It was a grueling and hygeine-lacking period of my life...
Ultravisit0r: but, in the end, I learned.... ... ...
Ultravisit0r: 1337, |317(|-|35!!!
alyrai: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: remind me to kiss you for that when i see you, ok?
Ultravisit0r: so, I was like, "|-|0\/\/'5 7|-|15 f0|2 73|-| f0|2316|\|, |317(|-|35???!!!!!!1111!!one!"
Ultravisit0r: and they all cried...
Ultravisit0r: and know what else...?
alyrai: what else?
Ultravisit0r: |3|_06 /\/\3!!!!11!!11one!!1
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:48 PM
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
SCORES AS OF NOVEMBER:
1. Danielle (37)
2. Juan (36)
3. Messer (26)
4. Chris (21)
5/6. Dana/Bill (20)
7. Nick (19)
8/9. Brittney/Brad (15)
10. Cha-- er-- Bob (11)
11. MaTTY (9)
12/13/14/15/16. Jess/Tyler/Brandon/Shea/Jared (6)
17/18/19/20. Roxy/Mckayla/Eli/Mary Jo (5)
21. Simon (4)
22. Edan (3)
23/24/25. Jeff/Kathleen/Logan (2)
26/27/28/29/30/31. Ashley/Hugo/Vinnie/Billy/Some Guy/Dylan (1)
Honestly, Juan should probably have hit #1 some time last month, but I got lazy and all the funny stuff he said was over the phone.
Check out Jared, he jumped at least five spots. Damn that funny kid.
Also, introducing Logan... who is the coolest person on the planet. YESSS. <3
HEY EVERYONE...
EVIL MUFFIN IS WELL OVER TWO YEARS OLD.
omfg, party time!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:36 PM
Friday, November 05, 2004
Ultravisit0r: but my excitement was just too much... so i forgot to use proper punct. :P
alyrai: i hate it when that happens.
Ultravisit0r: or when a car falls on you. that sucks a lot too... >>;;
alyrai: yeah. that's always an awkward situation.
Ultravisit0r: totally. but it sure does happen often, no?
alyrai: all the time.
alyrai: just the other day, i was minding my own business and eating a sandwich when all of a sudden a car fell on me. i was like "how rude!"
alyrai: "... and inconvienent!"
Ultravisit0r: God... and you kicked it, right? o.o
alyrai: no, i just lit it on fire.
Ultravisit0r: I mean, you should have. damned cocksucking car.
Ultravisit0r: aha! well, all that much better.
alyrai: yeah. lighting things on fire always fixes the problem.
Ultravisit0r: yeah, but it totally makes a god-awful grody smell.
Ultravisit0r: Eff that.
alyrai: that's why i had my sense of smell surgically removed.
alyrai: and no, i don't know how they did that. i paid extra to not know.
Ultravisit0r: rock on! ;-)
Ultravisit0r: i hate auto-smileys! AH!
Ultravisit0r: but yay for having so sense of smell!
alyrai: hurry! light AIM on fire! it's the only solution!
Ultravisit0r: were it tangible, I most assuredly would do so.
alyrai: just use intangible matches. it'll work, i promise.
Ultravisit0r: *does so, but is a failure, and instead destroys his entire crapola microshaft OS*
Ultravisit0r: yay!
alyrai: hurrah!
alyrai: i think we'll have to have a dance party in celebration.
alyrai: there are always dance parties at the end of such adventures.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:24 PM
alyrai: i did, however, get a rad yellow toothbrush for free.
Ultravisit0r: >>;; well, there's one positive... and yellow rocks. ^.~
alyrai: it rocks like a hXc kid.
Ultravisit0r: lol... :P
Ultravisit0r: mmmm... kid.
alyrai: ... did you just eat a small child again?
alyrai: or perhaps a goat?
Ultravisit0r: it was definitly a small child. though, it was kind of lean... yuck.
alyrai: stop that. it is bad for your digestion.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:02 PM
