Tuesday, September 07, 2004

 
SilverRaptor86: Damned mouce.
SilverRaptor86: *mouse
SilverRaptor86: Oh fuck. If I can't spell mouse, what next?
alyrai: SPELL HOUSE JUAN
SilverRaptor86: HOES.
SilverRaptor86: I've got hoes ~
SilverRaptor86: I've got hoes ~
SilverRaptor86: In different area codes ~
alyrai: no that's a scantily clad female with loose morals, silly!
SilverRaptor86: HOSE.
alyrai: no that's a garden tool, silly!
SilverRaptor86: I've got hose ~
SilverRaptor86: I've got hose ~
SilverRaptor86: On the side of my house ~
alyrai: AHAHAHA YOU AND ME ARE SO GOING TO GET MARRIED
SilverRaptor86: I'm gonna make a rap song about a hose.
alyrai: YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:19 PM

Saturday, September 04, 2004

 
Pyromaniaq: will you let me bare your children?
Pyromaniaq: :-P
alyrai: you can try...
Pyromaniaq: heh....
alyrai: but the baring is usually designated to the female, so i'm not sure how you'll do it. if you can figure it out, then go for it!
Pyromaniaq: but i can try
Pyromaniaq: the best part is process in which they are made anywayz :-P
Pyromaniaq: so im willing to give it a shot...or a hundred...
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:30 PM

 
ninja634: hey
alyrai: welcome back
ninja634: is there going to be a party for my return?
alyrai: yeah it's going to be pretty cool
ninja634: yay! is there gonna be cake?
alyrai: there'll be streamers and pin the tail on the donkey and strippers and vodka and cake and maybe a clown.
ninja634: vodka and cake, or vodka cake?
alyrai: hmm... all three.
ninja634: oh no! confusions setting in! help!
ninja634: I think I'm gonna need a doctor for he confused state I'm in
alyrai: oh damn. if you're sick we should probably cancel the party.
ninja634: damn, I really wanted that vodka cake...
ninja634: so anyways
alyrai: so what are you doing this weekend?
ninja634: probably gonna die, or go hangout with people and be ocial in some way or another...
alyrai: cool. don't die, that'd suck.
ninja634: yeah, then we couldnt have that party with the strippers and vodka cake...
alyrai: yeah. and vodka cake sounds cool. especially if there's a stripper popping out of it.
alyrai: then it'd be a vodka-stipper-cake... and that's combining three pretty awesome aspects of life.
ninja634: yeah, I dont know how i'd get by without vodka, strippers or cake
alyrai: probably with wine, courtesans, and pastries. and who wants to be that high class?
ninja634: yeah, being high class has got to suck, with all their fancy food, aged wine and expensive partys...
alyrai: or maybe it'd be beer, prostitutes, and little debbie packaged snacks.
alyrai: and then you'd feel very discriminated ageenst.
ninja634: yup, darn tootin' peepel wud be very negative toward me, and I dont like dat dem der 2 much
alyrai: ahahahahaha. blogged because referances to sheridon wyoming are the bestx4.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:47 PM

 
ninja634: damn simon and his stealing my lucky charms!
...I mean #20 spot...
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:37 PM

 
THE SCORES AS OF SEPTEMBER:

1. Danielle (37)

2. Juan (35)
3. Messer (26)
4. Chris (21)
5/6. Dana/Bill (20)

7. Nick (19)
8/9. Brittney/Brad (15)
10. Cha-- er-- Bob (11)

11. MaTTY (9)
12/13/14/15. Jess/Tyler/Brandon/Shea (6)
16/17/18/19. Roxy/Mckayla/Eli/Mary Jo (5)


20. Simon (4)
21. Jared (3)
22/23/24. Edan/Jeff/Kathleen (2)

25/26/27/28/29/20. Ashley/Hugo/Vinnie/Billy/Some Guy/Dylan (1)


Simon and Jared are constantly fighting for that #20 slot, hoping for a mention on the cast page. Shea's rocketing up the charts faster than a guy that smells like foxes should. I think Brad and Brittney are doomed to forever be tied. But here's the big news, folks...

JUAN IS ONLY THREE POINTS AWAY FROM TAKING DANIELLE'S #1 SLOT.

This is insane! Danielle has been #1 for years, folks... if Juan takes it that would make history.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:51 PM

 
penflourish: So, I was at a computer, yes? Yes. I was. And this girl at the computer next to mine was staring at her hand for a long time.
penflourish: And I was wondering why.
penflourish: Well, I found out when she screamed some obscenity and threw this ring onto the computer desk.
penflourish: It was a mood ring. I was staring at her, and she finally said, "IT WASN'T TURNING THE COLOUR I WANTED IT TO!"
penflourish: And I was like, "Maybe because you've got a crazy specesism against RINGS! And you THROW them!"
penflourish: And she glared at me and left.
penflourish: Anyway, that was related to the QOM thing.
alyrai: ahahahahahahahahahaha.
alyrai: OH MAN
alyrai: BLOG #2 FOR JESS
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:47 PM

 
penflourish: Guess what I did earlier!
penflourish: I gave myself a paper cut!
penflourish: ON MY LIPS!
penflourish: Yeah, that was painful.
penflourish: I'll never be able to kiss my dearly beloved again... or at least for another week.
penflourish: Evil Jess: You don't have a dearly beloved.
penflourish: Jess Jess: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
penflourish: Evil Jess: .... BECAUSE I AM YOU, IDIOT!
penflourish: Jess Jess: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
penflourish: Evil Jess: Just shut up.
alyrai: i think you might have just gotten your first blog in a year.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:35 PM