Hey everyone! Guess what guess what guess what?

IT'S JUAN'S BIRTHDAY.

He's eighteeeen. The world is screwed now.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:45 AM

Saturday, August 28, 2004

 
vicious_bahamut : wooh me and jeff should have a tea party
raspberryhamster : excellent mental image, there.


Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:35 PM

 
mixmatchd : the doctor said she thinks I'm dehydrated... but I have fever symptoms as well
raspberryhamster : i should hope that means your drinking water?
mixmatchd : nope
raspberryhamster : sheeaaa!
mixmatchd : But I wanna rot~!
raspberryhamster : go drink water.
raspberryhamster : or i'll hit you with a stick.
mixmatchd : fuck that
mixmatchd : I'mma drink salt
raspberryhamster : ...
mixmatchd : and wheat
raspberryhamster : if i were a more intimidating person, you'd live longer. this is sad on both our parts.


Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:35 PM

Thursday, August 26, 2004

 
SilverRaptor86: You were right.
SilverRaptor86: You always are, apparently.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:23 PM

 
ninja634: sooo....
alyrai: yup... what's up?
ninja634: not a damn thing
alyrai: yeah, me either
ninja634: so demons took over the moon and are using it as there headquaters, the goverments angry at them...
alyrai: yeah, i heard about that. from what i understand, they're thinking about just hitting the moon with a nuke to get rid of them. it'll make a statement to mythical creatures everywhere: don't fuck with us, we've got the fucking bomb.
ninja634: yeah, demons are all, "no! we need the moon to survive!" and the governments all "shut up! you girlie-men!"
alyrai: yeah. then the demon's flipped us off and we called the cops on them because we felt very discriminated ageenst.
ninja634: lol
ninja634: now theres a giant war between the two of us, the best tittle we could come up with for this war is "war of some kind"
alyrai: yeah. in demon tongue, though, it's "legabat nawi".
ninja634: or if you pronounce it wrong its "leg of a bat vrom hawaii"
alyrai: and backwards it's "i want a bagel."
ninja634: mmm...bagel...
alyrai: the demons would refer to this converstation as "xofa ekild eg golb".
ninja634: and I say it better be...
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:09 PM

Monday, August 23, 2004

 
Pyromaniaq: im attempting to carry on 19 conversations, update my webpage, and read fanfic....it doesnt work
alyrai: fanfic of what?
Pyromaniaq: fanfic of Zelda and FF
alyrai: damn those crossovers. is it any good?
Pyromaniaq: not really...but its something to do i guess
alyrai: fanfiction often makes me want to claw my eyeballs out with a fork.
Pyromaniaq: hold on...good quote...gotta send it to you...
Pyromaniaq: okay...cant find the quote
Pyromaniaq: but basicly sephiroth tells gannondorf to get lost, cause he's a pussy, and sephy could beat his ass down "
alyrai: yeah, it's kind of true. i mean... don't get me wrong, i do have respect for g-dorf... but... let's face it, sephiroth would eat him for breakfast and somehow manage to all the while look freakishly pretty.
Pyromaniaq: lol
Pyromaniaq: *burp* *grumble grumble*
Pyromaniaq: wuts wrong sepheroth?
Pyromaniaq: yucky gannon...
alyrai: so true. except sephiroth wouldn't burp. he'd daintily wipe his mouth in a polite fashion, yet with so much badassness packed into the one action that entire planets would probably explode somewhere just from the aftershock.
alyrai: and there would be alot of blood involved, too. 'cuz sephiroth tends to leave trails of blood.
alyrai: literally.
Pyromaniaq: ya
Pyromaniaq: and flames
Pyromaniaq: there has to be flames
alyrai: and disembodied facial parts.
Pyromaniaq: definetly
Pyromaniaq: and wierd scary music the WHOLE time


i TOLD you it just degraded into video game talk.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:25 PM

 
alyrai: And I'm back.
Pyromaniaq: yaaaaaaay
alyrai: I know. It's a thrilling experience. I'd suggest we throw a party, but that involves way too much work.
Pyromaniaq: ya
Pyromaniaq: getting up
Pyromaniaq: wtf...
Pyromaniaq: lol
alyrai: I know. Getting up is for suckers.
alyrai: Or maybe it's just for productive people. Whatever.
Pyromaniaq: psh
Pyromaniaq: productive...bah....
alyrai: Production is also for suckers.
Pyromaniaq: ya, id rather sit on my arse and play video games all day
alyrai: And this conversation is so blogged.
Pyromaniaq: being productive = beating mario3 in less then 15 minutes
alyrai: sweeet!



and then it just degraded into video game talk. huzzah!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:29 PM

Saturday, August 07, 2004

 
Turboking3: but i need to go talk to jesus about geting him in a dinosaur costume because that is some funny stuff
alyrai: HAHAHA oh YEAH! i forgot that jared is jesus!
Turboking3: oh .... i did to i was just going to go to church
alyrai: haha
Turboking3: and be like "hey yo what up rag top howz about get'n you in a dinosaur pice" .... homey
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:07 AM

 
Turboking3: jesus vs bhudda.... who would win?
alyrai: uhm... i dunno? oh well. probably jesus, but only because he has more fanatics.
Turboking3: ok... jesus vs robin williams
alyrai: robin williams. just because he's a fucking bad ass.
Turboking3: what if jesus had danny devito on his side
alyrai: jesus. but only because danny devito would probably whip out some crazy co-star.
Turboking3: like edward norton
alyrai: right.
alyrai: he would kick jesus AND robin williams ass.
Turboking3: ok so we have bhudda, danny devito and edward norton vs jesus and robin williams...right
alyrai: ... no. it was jesus, danny devito, and edward norton vs. bhudda and robin williams. i THINK.
Turboking3: wow that would be a good fight
alyrai: we've got, like, the entire cast of death to smoochy.
Turboking3: indeed .... and jesus ..... and bhudda
alyrai: let's throw in a dinosaur costume just for good measure. i'm thinking jesus should wear it.
Turboking3: wow that is the best image ever
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:00 AM

Thursday, August 05, 2004

 
Just wanted to let everyone know some very good, slightly sad news.

Brad, one of the original EM cast members who has been here since the very beginning, is going away to college. He'll be on the East Coast... I think he said Massechusetts? If I'm wrong, tell me, Brad.

From everyone at EM, we wish him the best of luck in everything and hope he still comes around occasionally to grant us some hilarity.

I wonder if I could ship pudding cups through the mail...?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:36 AM

Sunday, August 01, 2004

 
This Months Rankings:

1. Danielle (37)

2. Juan (32)
3. Messer (26)
4. Chris (21)
5/6. Dana/Bill (20)

7. Nick (19)
8. Brittney (15)
9. Brad (14)
10. Cha-- er-- Bob (11)

11. MaTTY (9)
12/13. Tyler/Brandon (6)
14/15/16/17/18. Roxy/Mckayla/Eli/Shea/Mary Jo (5)

19. Jess (4)
20/21/22/23. Jeff/Kathleen/Jared/Simon (2)

24/25/26/27/28. Ashley/Hugo/Vinnie/Billy/Some Guy (1)


Both Shea and Mary Jo are rocketing up the charts... we'll see if that continues, eh?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:47 PM

 
alyrai: i've made a very important discovery.
Lesst Hanmes Ser: hmm ?
alyrai: have you heard the casualties?
Lesst Hanmes Ser: yeah
alyrai: my friend's brother was blasting them, and i suddenly realized something vital to my very exsistence.
alyrai: and this is that the casualties sound eerily similar to new kids on the block.
Lesst Hanmes Ser: hahahahaha
Lesst Hanmes Ser: you know....
alyrai: dude it's so true
Lesst Hanmes Ser: I am speechless
Lesst Hanmes Ser: you have speechlessed me aly
alyrai: they're like "whoa oh whoa oh.." and i want to scream "HANG TOUGH!"
Lesst Hanmes Ser: hahaha
alyrai: i'm going to make a shirt. it's going to be a graphic-melded picture of new kids on the block and the casualties. and it's going to say "did you ever realize that the casualties sound eerily similar to new kids on the block?"
alyrai: and on the back it's going to say "hangin' tough for anarchy!"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:34 PM