SilverRaptor86: Omfg they found bigfoot
alyrai: ?
SilverRaptor86: BIGFOOT
SilverRaptor86: The creature of legend?
alyrai: yeah, i got that. but wtf are you talking about?
SilverRaptor86: They FOUND it.
alyrai: who found it?
SilverRaptor86: Some researchers in Florida.
alyrai: and were they drunk rednecks like they always are?
SilverRaptor86: Like, I'm looking at clear photos right now.
SilverRaptor86: And video
SilverRaptor86: wow It's like 8 feet tall and big and very hairy... Like the witnesses said it looks like...
SilverRaptor86: Cool.
alyrai: i'm not impressed.
SilverRaptor86: Yeah they're redneck witnesses.
SilverRaptor86: I was fishin and I seens this big munky
SilverRaptor86: And I was so startl'd that... i didnts know what ti do.
SilverRaptor86: It gandered at me for a minit or so then walked off all alone.
SilverRaptor86: Ne'r did tell anyone about it.,
alyrai: so i's called up the po-lice an' ah sehd, 'yes, ma'am, some foriegn monkey thing that looks like eht's about twelve-feet-tall, he looked aht me wrong n' ah don't thiyunk that's the way we do thiyengs here in the great state of floreeda... yes, ma'am, ah feel very descriminated ageenst."
SilverRaptor86: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SilverRaptor86: Never let that joke die.
SilverRaptor86: NEVER.
alyrai: i won't, oh, i won't.
SilverRaptor86: Hahahahhaha man that fucking ruled. :P
alyrai: yeah... i'd EM it if it would make any sense.
alyrai: i might just any way.
SilverRaptor86: do it do it do it! :p
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:52 PM
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
oldsock27: why do you use periods if you hate PMS so much?
oldsock27: you are only person who uses periods that i know of
alyrai: because it's natural for me. i'm too much of a grammar freak.
oldsock27: AND a woman
alyrai: i feel the need to end my sentance correctly and differentiate them from each other.
oldsock27: oh
alyrai: are you implying that i am too much of a woman? wtf? i should beat you up.
oldsock27: what? no!
oldsock27: i'm just saying that periods come natural to women at your age
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:10 PM
oldsock27: /=? typos suck
alyrai: oooh. yes, they do.
oldsock27: but specially when you deface the COOLEST letter in alphabet
oldsock27: the almighty ???
alyrai: ... question marks aren't letters. they're puncuation!
oldsock27: nope
oldsock27: and i knew you'd say that!
alyrai: you know me too well.
oldsock27: i made the,m letters three days ago
alyrai: really? how'd you do it? did it involve a complicated occult ritual?
oldsock27: THEM!!!!!!
oldsock27: no i just said...."ok now question mark, you are a letter, and sorry but because of lack of space in alphabet..........d is being demoted to puncuation"
oldsock27: because i said so
alyrai: d? damn. so when little kids sing the alphabet does it go a,b,c,?,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z...?
oldsock27: no it's still the same
oldsock27: abcdef...
alyrai: but how will they remember the letter ?
oldsock27: they'll have to or their parents will die, I will personally make sure of it
alyrai: what sort of detail?
alyrai: oh. ok.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:06 PM
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Sometime in early 2003 I promised a new layout.
Then I got lazy.
It's May 2004... here it is. Rejoice, mofuckas!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:56 PM
Saturday, May 01, 2004
OMFG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... EIGHT MONTHS LATER...
EVIL MUFFIN IS BACK.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:31 AM
