alyrai: My basement is infested with spiders.
Less Than Messer: yay!
Less Than Messer: oh wait no that's bad
alyrai: Well, it's good and bad. Good because the spiders eat the earwigs, bad because they're spiders. It's like that song about the old lady... next I have to get my basement infested with birds.
Less Than Messer: well bird are rad though
alyrai: yeah... but not when they're infesting your basement. Then I'd have to get it infested with cats to get rid of the birds...
Less Than Messer: or you could just open a window
alyrai: ... you and your logic, you always ruin the parties.
Less Than Messer: haha sorry
alyrai: That entire converstion wasn't even that funny, and I'm blogging it anyway.
Less Than Messer: hahah YES!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:25 PM
Saturday, June 14, 2003
CReinhard9: i haven't been blogged in ages!
CReinhard9: isn't it funny that i'm talking about blog as if it's sex?
alyrai: Well, you're going to have to be funnier than that if you want blogged. So there.
CReinhard9: i'm blogularly frustrated.
alyrai: Hahaha, bingo - blogging now.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:13 PM
HAIKU87: I have a message to all evil-muffineers: This is a system, a control, over the mind, the body, the soul. people will beat you up, and, you wont like it. aly will wrap you in her intricate web of design, comfort, and individuality. you will become a follower, where all are welcome, but open to ridicule, judgement, and how you look. beware of aliens, bloggers, and emo.
alyrai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. TYLER THAT ROCKED MORE THAN... I DUNNO... ALOT OF STUFF. YOU WIN THE PRIZE.
HAIKU87: gold star.
alyrai: Silver star, even.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:22 AM
HAIKU87: ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alyrai: ?
HAIKU87: the aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!
alyrai: OMG HIDE UNDER YOUR DESK TYLER.
HAIKU87: their all dressed as cows in pink dresses!!!!!
HAIKU87: what should i do?
alyrai: OH GNOS! Um... um... hurry! Get your costume back on and pretend to be one of them!
HAIKU87: i dont have a chimney here!!!!!!
HAIKU87: no nilla wafers either!!!!
alyrai: Aaaaaaaaaah! Ruuuuun!
HAIKU87: the costume is at work!!!!
alyrai: Then... um... just hum a few bars and fake it!
HAIKU87: its aljezerra jr!!!!!
alyrai: ;_; I miss Luk.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:18 AM
HAIKU87: i work at an ice cream shop
HAIKU87: and the mascot is a cow
alyrai: hahahaa, you were the mascot?
HAIKU87: so i dressed up like a cow in a pink dress and waved at cars on colorado blvd.
alyrai: ROCK. I'm going to harrass you about that for the rest of your life.
HAIKU87: ok
HAIKU87: aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:01 am
alyrai: Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You try so hard, haha.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:03 AM
Friday, June 13, 2003
alyrai: Roxy... you win the prize for one of the best away messages I have ever seen. It's been blogged.
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Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:19 PM
Eli: Karma karma karma karma karma cham-eeeeee-leee-ooooon....
Aly: Don't defile Boy George like that.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:53 PM
Sunday, June 08, 2003
alyrai: How are you?
SilverRaptor86: I'm cool.
alyrai: Cool like... ice?
SilverRaptor86: Like VANILLA ICE
SilverRaptor86: ICE ICE BABY ~
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:46 PM
Friday, June 06, 2003
Soccer0233: yep, HEY ALY, would you like to go play some soccer with me, or are you like the rest of this fucking world and hate soccer with a passion and like calling me a lawn fairy, which I don't mind because lawn fairys are cool in there own little way.
alyrai: Lol, I don't hate soccer, I just don't know how to play.
Soccer0233: I know, I'm just pissed off at everyone in the world that does, you know, IF THEY THINK SOCCER ISN'T THAT FUN, THEN THEY NEED TO COME UP WITH SOME CREATIVE AND FUN THING TO DO, I SHOULDN'T BE RIDICULED FOR PLAYING SOMETHING THAT IS "SLIGHTLY CREATIVE" OTHER PEOPLE SUCK! SCREW THIS WORLD, I'M GOING TO "SOCCERPLANIA" the planet where soccer is the only thing you can do.
alyrai: Hahahahahaha.... calm down, darlin.
Soccer0233: sorry, I got a little enraged there, I'll calm down.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:35 PM
"It's a looong story. Long story short: Jeff was on an alligator."
- Brandon and Jeff.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:03 PM
Monday, June 02, 2003
"You want the story of my life? Here it is: sex, sex, sex."
- Eli, the best liar in the entire world.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:36 PM
Vector theFallen: I am going to insure my vehicle today between jobs. The roads will still be safe, however: I drive on sidewalks. ;-) PH34R.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:44 AM
Sunday, June 01, 2003
Soccer0233: you wouldn't happen to be talking to Brittany by any chance would you?
alyrai: Not at the moment, but I did for about 555555555 hours earlier today, why?
Soccer0233: that wouldn't happen to be Brittany's number would it? it was just weird how it was a telephone number, I should call it
alyrai: Haha, it /is/ a telephone number.
alyrai: But it's not Brittney's, it's mine. I use it as a random number alot, just to confuse people.
Soccer0233: lol, that's awesome, maybe I will call it then
alyrai: Hahahahahaha, if you do, I am so going to answer and pretend to be Papa Johns pizza.
Soccer0233: alright, but if you ask me if I can hold then I will tell you no I can't and I will say I will never order from you again if you make me hold.
alyrai: And I will say, "Well fuck you then, sir, I hope you die!'
Soccer0233: Then I will say, wow that line sounds very familiar, oh wait one of my good friends uses it as one of her screen names
alyrai: And I'll say, "She probably stole it from me, that whore!"
Soccer0233: hahahhaha, lol, you win
Soccer0233: that was great
alyrai: It was... it's so blogged.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:44 PM
