Vector theFallen: I've come for my nightly 'encouragement'. I have a Final Exam, my LAST ONE EVAR, at 7:45 in the morning. It is 11:07 PM and I am still awake.
alyrai: go to sleep!!!
Vector theFallen: I refuse to surrender to sleep, so I need your usual commanding me to sleep :-)
alyrai: HAHAHAHA
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:09 PM

 
alyrai: you're so emo.
HessianDBI: omfg
HessianDBI: I was at the amusement park on a rollercoaster and they take those pictures while you're on it
HessianDBI: my picture was like not even me having fun
HessianDBI: I looked super sad
HessianDBI: and lonely
alyrai: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:24 PM

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

 
Because the only thin funnier than making fun of Benji is making fun of Kenny...

alyrai: i just...
alyrai: omg...
omg hi danielle: ?
alyrai: watching TV... and then... all of a sudden...
omg hi danielle: ?!
alyrai: marshwiggle overload... kenny... tv... ego so huge... so confused... gaaaaaaaaaaaah...
omg hi danielle: ?
alyrai: the starting line... on tv... #8 on some countdown show...
alyrai: DEAR GOD KENNY'S EGO IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
omg hi danielle: oh god
omg hi danielle: hahahaha
omg hi danielle: it is
alyrai: HE'LL MOVE ON FROM ELEVEN-YEAR-OLDS TO THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLDS, ONES THAT CAN SPAWN HIS LIKENESS!
omg hi danielle: OMG NO! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE WORLD
alyrai: LITTLE HALFBREED MARSHWIGGLES RUNNING AROUND! WHO CAN SAVE US?
omg hi danielle: I CAN
omg hi danielle: I HOLD MY RING TO THE SKY AND SAY HEART!
alyrai: ONLY CAPTAIN EMO-STOMPER THE EMOCEAN PIRATE AND HIS TEAM OF SUPERHEROES>>> CINDERSLUT, DANASAUR, THE INCREDIBLY HELPFUL SARCSASTIC FRIEND, AND ELITIST MAN!
alyrai: HEART? WE DON'T NEED HEART! WE NEED SERIOUS ARTILLERY HERE!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:27 PM

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

 
A preview of the update to come /very/ soon, guys:

SilverRaptor86:
Juan is one strange fellow
He pokes fun at Bill Cosby and Jell-O
He enjoys odd games
And french kissing dames
And he knows that bannanas are yellow
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:10 PM

Monday, May 19, 2003

 
CReinhard9: now i'll be elitist-man, the destroyer of teeny-man.
alyrai: Hahaha... you can join the superhero group with Messer, Dana, Mckayla, and I!
CReinhard9: yay!
alyrai: Messer is Captain Emo-Stomper, the Emocean Pirate. Dana is Danasaur. I'm Cinderslut. Mckayla is The Incredibly Sarcastic Helpful Friend Who Will Eat Your Soul!
alyrai: Danielle is like our April O'Niell.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:22 PM

 
CReinhard9: what if you had a teenybopper overload? can you imagine that?
alyrai: I have those everyday, I live by Pomona.
CReinhard9: omg...totally...nfg...omg omg omg omg omg omg
CReinhard9: omg omg omg
alyrai: omgomgomgomgomogmogmomg no way wuteva n i was liek dat is da kewlest n he wuz like i totaly no n i wuz so happy i screamd n he laffd n aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!1
CReinhard9: like tweaked out girls in weezer shirts just freaking out!
CReinhard9: ahhhhhhhhhhh jordan! i don't think you're an understatement!
CReinhard9: omg kenny is so hott!
alyrai: OMG KENNY IS LIEK DA CUTEST BOI EVA DIDNT U NO DAT? I LUV HIM!!!1 HES ONLY 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME TO SO I HAEV LIKE DA BEST CHANCE WIT HIM I NO HE LOVES ME HE TOLD ME SO IN HIS SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!11
CReinhard9: itz juts liek he wuz lukking rite at me n i wuz liek u r so hott n he wuz liek omg hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CReinhard9: n then i wuz liek omg omg omg u r so hott and evn tho u r 19 n i am 13 itz ok we shud totally make outt!!!
alyrai: n he wuz liek ok becuz he nos dat just bcuz i am 13 doznt mean i cant kiss n we totaly made out n it wuz so great!!!!!!1
CReinhard9: n he singed leaving just 4 me cuz it wuz about a gurl he kissed n now he wantz 2 kiss me!!!
alyrai: eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
alyrai: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomogmg
CReinhard9: but then it suxed cuz he had 2 go 2 the next town and we didnt get 2 kiss each other omg!
CReinhard9: i wuz liek so sad my hart wuz broken n i wuz in luv with kenny but now i m in luv with tyson frum the all america rejects cuz he is liek so hott and i wud totally make out with him!!!!!!!
CReinhard9: omg i kno he wud make out with me 2!
alyrai: Hahaha... oh man, I can't do this anymore! TEENY OVERLOAD!
CReinhard9: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:16 PM

 
alyrai: How are you?
CReinhard9: i'm great - absolutely done with high school
alyrai: Wow... That's tres rock!
CReinhard9: you always get mad at me for using slang - but then you throw some crazy shit like that at me and i just have to stop and think, 'why does she get mad at me for using slang, and then throw crazy shit like that at me?'
alyrai: Because I'm a hypocritical whore from hell.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:15 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: Don't cry. Big girls don't cry. :-(
alyrai: I am not. I'm an emo girl, we never grow up.
SilverRaptor86: Mommy, WOW! I'm a big kid now!
alyrai: I don't /want/ to grow up! I'm a Toys 'R' Us Kid!
SilverRaptor86: Big girls don't cry. Big girls.... they don't CRY-E-AY-E-AYE!
SilverRaptor86: Big girls... they don't---*gets shot*--.
alyrai: ... Would you please have my babies?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:48 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: Say foo', you can't defeat my unmatched beats, run as fast as you can I'm Ebonics Man!
alyrai: Dude... you just got blogged for the 34634524 time today. Stop being so funny, I can't keep up.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:47 PM

 
SilverRaptor86:
Ramen Noodles are
Divinity in a cup
Bowl, crackers, noodles
SilverRaptor86: Woot. That should be their slogan.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:15 PM

 
SilverRaptor86:
The Matrix is real
Your life is one large illusion
Batteries are cool
SilverRaptor86: ;[
alyrai: HAHAHAH.... BATTERIES ARE COOL? Dude... you rock.
SilverRaptor86: ^^
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:10 PM

 
HessianDBI: NJ has too many good bands
alyrai: It does.
HessianDBI: I am angry about this because I go to 2% of the shows in my state
alyrai: You're angry about everything, you're a screamo kid, remember?
HessianDBI: screamoooo! RAAAH! >:o
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:08 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: Are you a witch? Cuz if you are, you can hex me any day. ^^
SilverRaptor86: (That's my pick-up line for Witches. Isn't it the shit?)
alyrai: Hahaha, yes, yes it is.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:50 PM

 
alyrai: Moving on, what's the weather like down there in hell?
SilverRaptor86: Hot, steamy, with a big slice of satan.

(This is funnier when you realize Juan lives in Texas. And that Texas is tres suck.)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:41 PM

 
alyrai: It is pretty hot.
SilverRaptor86: Yes.
SilverRaptor86: It's uber 1337
alyrai: Tres rock.
SilverRaptor86: Tres ubar ~ !
alyrai: Tres uber /rock/ ~ !
SilverRaptor86: Tres uber 1337 sex0r rock ~ !
alyrai: OMG tres uber l337 sex0r /rock/ ~!!!1
SilverRaptor86: Tres uber 1337 sex0r rocking hardcore like a toaster oven on crack ~ ! Eat that Messer. :P
alyrai: TOASTER OVENS ON CRACK? Where did you come up with that? I love you, you're OMG tres uber l337 sex0r /rock/ ~!!!1
SilverRaptor86: I enjoy bagels. That's how.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:33 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: I am an Italian-Spanish Puerto Rican-born human being.
SilverRaptor86: That enjoys waffles, computers, and the company of beautiful women.
alyrai: Yeah... well... I'm a Russian/Irish/Scottish/Polish chick. That enjoys ice cream, music, and the company of hamsters. SO THERE.
SilverRaptor86: Well I also enjoy long, moonlit walks on the sidewalk in front of my house, eyes, smiles, puppies barking, and Fruit Loop cereal bars. What then, punk?
alyrai: Well... I also enjoy long, daylight walks down busy streets acting crazy, teeth, humor, building forts, and M&M Candy Cookie Bars. Take /that/!
SilverRaptor86: I enjoy the smell of fruit-scented hair, toilet humor, girls with a sense of humor, butts, making out, and Cheez Its. I win.
alyrai: I enjoy the scent of vanilla, random nonsensicalness, boys who make fun of people, hands, making out randomly, and chocolate chip cookie dough. You do not.
SilverRaptor86: I enjoy funny blogs, the fact that this should be blogged, the fact that if you don't blog this I'll probably murder you in some creative, evil, and amusing way. I also like the fact that you are one sexy piece of amusing female, and that you should blog this for the reasons above. Failure to do so will result in me being one sad psychopathic murderer. I do too.
alyrai: I enjoy blogging weird conversations, the fact that I had already planned on blogging this but I wasn't sure it was over, the fact that people might murder be purely based upon my blog, when amazingly awesome Puerto Rican boys from Texas flatter me way too often, and blogging amusing conversations. BEAT THAT.
SilverRaptor86: I am cooler than you. *Wins.*
alyrai: Okay, yeah... but I'm better at puns than you. *Loses*.
SilverRaptor86: HAHAHAHA! I R TEH WINNAR U R TEH LOSAR. But you're still sexy. ;[


That conversation totally made my day.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:22 PM

Saturday, May 17, 2003

 
Vector theFallen: Bees can fly. Did you know bees have sex when they fly? I mean, I can walk, but do I have sex while I walk? Bees just like to show off. Stupid motherfucking bees.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:26 PM

 
Vector theFallen: Been sick since yesterday t.t
alyrai: asdfghjkl; why had you failed to mention this before?
alyrai: what kind of sick?
alyrai: are you drinking water?
alyrai: taking anything for it?
alyrai: why aren't you sleeping?
Vector theFallen: Hehehe
Vector theFallen: Oh, I never sleep. I thought you knew that :-)
alyrai: listen, mr. chaos, /everyone/ needs sleep to kick an illness out of their system, i don't care if you're the lord of destruction or whatever.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:08 PM

 
Vector theFallen: It's always been my dream to be somebody's sexy step sister.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:42 PM

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

 
Soccer0233: Member the time I was a dork for a day?
alyrai: No.
Soccer0233: Sorry, wait, I'm like that everyday
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:09 PM

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

 
omg hi danielle: i missed kenny vasoli on sunday
alyrai: ... whew.
alyrai: i totally read that wrong at first and i swear i thought it read "i kissed kenny vasoli on sunday" and i was like... NO DANIELLE I KNOW YOU LOVE TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS BUT DEAR GOD NO!
omg hi danielle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
alyrai: AND THEN I WAS GOING TO BE LIKE "KENNY YOU FUCK SHE IS NOT ELEVEN!"
alyrai: "DANIELLE IS PRETTY OBVIOUSLY NOT A PRE-TEEN GIRL WITH LITTLE TO NO CLOTHING ON. GO BACK TO THE MALL."
omg hi danielle: HAHAHAHA
alyrai: yeah, but how did you miss him? like, were you throwing something that him and it hit Matt instead?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:57 PM

 
omg hi danielle: http://www.rapsnacks.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv
alyrai: HAHAH... WTMF?
omg hi danielle: I want these
omg hi danielle: they sell them in the dollar store
alyrai: Best. Slogan. Ever.
alyrai: Rapsnacks: The Snacks With The Rappers On Them. IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D THINK THEY HAD RAPPERS ON THE WRAPPERS.
alyrai: Good god... I am, like, the goddess of witty.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:56 PM

 
Soccer0233: lol, wow, someone feels sorry me, that's never happened before in my entire life.
alyrai: hahaha, not true. i felt sorry for you and your crappy hair color all throughout last summer.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:56 PM

Friday, May 09, 2003

 
Because I always do as I'm told...

Vector theFallen: Wanna hear the most amazing news EVAR?!
alyrai: ?
Vector theFallen: I'm going to sleep.
Vector theFallen: Doesn't this just revolutionize the way you live?
alyrai: YES IT DOES.
Vector theFallen: ORDER IT NOW, MENTION THIS ADD AND WE RAISE THE PRICE!
alyrai: AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM GOING TO START A CULT. ALL ABOUT YOU SLEEPING.
Vector theFallen: Blog this piece of random while I sleep. 'Night.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:23 PM

Monday, May 05, 2003

 
Aly: They're great. I would totally have their babies. Except, you know, not.
Mckayla: Yeah, babies should be saved for, y'know, never.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:03 PM

Sunday, May 04, 2003

 
CReinhard9: i'm so happy to be in the top 5 - i even prepared a little something
alyrai: Ahahahahahahaha.
CReinhard9: first off, i'd like to thank God - with Him all things are possible.
CReinhard9: also i'd like to thank my agent for his dedicated work in stealing all of my jokes and hilarious outbursts from other people over the years.
alyrai: Ahahaha... you're such a dork.
CReinhard9: thanks to all the movies i've ever seen, all of life's little quirks, and especially to...
CReinhard9: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
alyrai: I best be getting some thanks here, or I am going Erin Brokovich on your ass and throwing a mega fit.
CReinhard9: especially to...Alyson Clayton for putting together this whole shindig - hold on - i promised myself i wouldn't cry - :'( - oh what the hell! i love the muffin!
CReinhard9: i'm going to write an ode to the evil muffin.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:41 PM

Saturday, May 03, 2003

 
Vector theFallen: I have $150 and ADHD. I am so not coming home 'till 1 AM.
Vector theFallen: Besides, I need to restock my supply of stolen traffic cones.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:12 AM