Monday, April 28, 2003

 
omg hi danielle: AT MY COUSINS PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT
omg hi danielle: ME AND MY SISTER INVENTED A NEW REALITY SHOW
IxHopexYouxDye: IS IT ABOUT YOUR MOM?
omg hi danielle: It's called "Musical Chairs"
omg hi danielle: no
omg hi danielle: 12 people, 11 chairs, One "Come on Eileen"
omg hi danielle: Who will be kicked out of the game
omg hi danielle: only DJ John Ritter knows
IxHopexYouxDye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
IxHopexYouxDye: DANIELLE. I LOVE YOU. YOU FUCKING ROCK. I LOVE YOU. PLZ HAEV MY BABYZ. AND RAISE THEM. SO THEY'RE AS FUNNY AS YOU. THANK YOU.
omg hi danielle: HAHAHA
omg hi danielle: I want to make it so bad
omg hi danielle: every episode dedicated to that one chair they remove
omg hi danielle: and the backstabbing that goes into not being the one left standing
omg hi danielle: "Kelly was my best friend, how could she take that chair from me?"
omg hi danielle: "It was right there and she jumped in before me. She knows I need this prize."
omg hi danielle: "She KNOWS I need that $25 Gift Certificate to Super Cuts"
omg hi danielle: then the special twist
omg hi danielle: someone throws in an extra chair.
omg hi danielle: dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn
omg hi danielle: who is in the fake chair?
omg hi danielle: Who has to leave the dance floor forever?
IxHopexYouxDye: SEAN CONNERY!!!
omg hi danielle: No Sean Connery! John Ritter!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:40 PM

Saturday, April 26, 2003

 
Why does Blogger hate me so? The archives are having serious issues. Sorry, everyone!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:39 AM

Friday, April 25, 2003

 
alyrai: :p How are you?
SilverRaptor86: Fine.
alyrai: Yay! You're not blah!
alyrai: *does a little dance*
alyrai: *makes a little love*
alyrai: *gets down tonight*
SilverRaptor86: Who you makin' love to? ;[
alyrai: Your mom.
alyrai: OH YEAH. WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? NO ONE.
SilverRaptor86: LOL ;[
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:40 PM

 
alyrai: i am a stupid, stupid girl. and you were on blue's clues yesterday.
less than messer: i was?
alyrai: yes.
less than messer: oh
alyrai: or some bad imitation of you.
less than messer: awesome
alyrai: steve and blue skadooed into a comic book and talked to Frank, a kid in superhero town without a superpower.
alyrai: and then this snivelly little girl in a tiara was crying because no one would dance with her and Frank danced with her so she'd quit bitching.
less than messer: hahaha, really?
alyrai: and then some other little snivelly girl who kept falling on her ass walked by crying. and Frank was like "TIE YOUR SHOES MORON" and then she stopped crying and ran away because she was The Runner.
alyrai: and Steve wanted to help Frank so he asked us what Frank's superpower could be and we (we being some kid voice actors) yelled "HE MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY!" and Steve was like, "Yeah! You're right! Frank, you're The Cheerer Upper!"
less than messer: hahahah
alyrai: And suddenly Frank's emo glasses and too-tight shirt and black pants and really big chuck taylors turned into this red jump quit and a helmet with a happy face on it! He /was/ The Cheerer Upper!
alyrai: and I was like "FUCK IT'S MESSER!"
less than messer: hahahahha
less than messer: dude that's freakin hilarious
alyrai: I'm glad you think so.
alyrai: then they skadooed home and steve told us that our superhero name was The Incredibly Helpful Friend.
alyrai: and mckayla told him that that was the most original superhero name she'd ever heard, stripe man! and i told her she was really the Incredibly Sarcastic Helpful Friend.
less than messer: haha
alyrai: And then she added, "Who will eat your soul." because she was mad and bitter. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:40 PM

 
"You look like a successful business woman...




...who has sex on the desk."
- Brittney. <333 BEST LINE EVER.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:02 PM

Saturday, April 19, 2003

 
HessianDBI: hide from the easter bunny.
alyrai: Skin the easter bunny for a coat.
HessianDBI: ROFL hell yes
alyrai: A big, pink, really fluffy coat. I'll be like Cruella DeVille.
HessianDBI: to go with your tiara
alyrai: YESSS.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:14 PM

Thursday, April 17, 2003

 
CReinhard9: you'll be happy to know that i am currently listening to STYX
alyrai: OMFG STYX.
CReinhard9: yes.
CReinhard9: "come sail away! come sail away! come sail away with meeeeeeeeeeeee"
alyrai: CHRIS WOULD YOU PLZ HAEV MY BABYZ????/
CReinhard9: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
CReinhard9: um...ye
alyrai: ye? ENGLISH PLZ KTHNXBY.
CReinhard9: that was a ghetto reply!
alyrai: Ooooh!
CReinhard9: ye.
CReinhard9: ghetto consent.
alyrai: Woooooooooo!
CReinhard9: i had to hit that mothafucka up at some point in this heezy...that's just the way we roll.
CReinhard9: my nizza.
alyrai: oh man... chris, you are sooooo ghetto.
alyrai: you could be in a J-Lo song.
CReinhard9: word.
alyrai: hxc.
CReinhard9: ah, j-lo - she got somethin mo ghetto than any a deez werds i be sayin - i'm talkin bout da azz!
alyrai: ahahahahahaha.
CReinhard9: now break yo-self and blog dat shit!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:26 PM

 
CReinhard9: let's all laugh at chris the retard, because we don't care about being politically correct.
alyrai: Wow... you're psychic, I was thinking just that.
CReinhard9: omg i'm, like, totally psychic!
alyrai: omg psychic like whoa!!
CReinhard9: omg. i can't even say anything else. omg.
alyrai: omg haha u suck!!!1
CReinhard9: omg that's not what i heard!
alyrai: omg wuteva
CReinhard9: omg you are such a whore.
alyrai: omg duh
CReinhard9: omg...i guess i am too...
CReinhard9: omg let's never fight again!
alyrai: omg haha ok!
CReinhard9: omg i love you girlfriend!
alyrai: but i still haet u a lot.
CReinhard9: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:41 PM

Monday, April 14, 2003

 
Less Than Messer: ahhh....playing with emotions is so much fun.
alyrai: Haha. You're the Emotion Ocean Pirate.
Less Than Messer: hahaha!
Less Than Messer: oh man that is awesome
alyrai: You're Captian Emo-Stomper, the Emocean Pirate!
alyrai: OH MAN THAT IS YOUR SUPERHERO NAME.
Less Than Messer: OH MAN that is hardcore
alyrai: I'm Cinderslut, and Dana is Danasaur. YOU CAN BE IN OUR SUPERHERO TEAM. <3 OMG.
Less Than Messer: The elite crime fighting force!
alyrai: Yess!
alyrai: Can't you see it now? Okay, it's night time. There are two emo girls sitting on a park bench under the stars, crying about boys and scribbling down deep, cliche lines they think of into spiral notebooks with pencils covered in glitter.
alyrai: Suddenly, you jump out of a tree and land infront of them! "Who is that?" the first girl says loudly in surprise. You answer, "I AM CAPTIAN EMO-STOMPER, THE EMOCEAN PIRATE. Cheer up, emo kid!" and you give them flowers and a happy face button. They smile and say, "How can we ever thank you, Captain Emo-Stomper?" "It's all in a days work, emo kids!" and fly off!
Less Than Messer: hahahahahahahah!!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:02 PM

 
alyrai: i amuse myself, sometimes.
Less Than Messer: you amuse everyone sometimes
alyrai: i do not, haha.
Less Than Messer: I know but if I say that it makes you feel better which makes me happy go nuts.
alyrai: haha, I feel fine, I don't need to feel better.
Less Than Messer: well you suck then
alyrai: ;_;
Less Than Messer: you're awesome!
alyrai: WOO!
Less Than Messer: oh man you're stupid
alyrai: ;_;
Less Than Messer: stupidly awesome!
alyrai: WOO!
Less Than Messer: ahhh....playing with emotions is so much fun.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:01 PM

 
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: Randy!
Britlee1650: Tom!
alyrai: ... And to think, we did this all to piss of Cha-- I mean-- Bob.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:13 PM

Friday, April 11, 2003

 
SilverRaptor86: im like a drained battery
SilverRaptor86: fun to roll around and suck on, then when i leak fluid you need to rush to the hospital
SilverRaptor86: wow, i just realized how horridly not-right that sounded.
SilverRaptor86: i should be sleepy more often =)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:08 PM

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:04 PM

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
alyrai: http://www.raspberryhamster.net/tiara.jpg
SilverRaptor86: Princess of Sexy ;[
SilverRaptor86: WAIT
alyrai: ?
SilverRaptor86: Princess of OMG-It's-Aly-Look-She-Owns-Everyone-With-Her-Uber-Studded-Tiara-ism
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:01 PM

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
hadesdemonBard: YAY
hadesdemonBard: Hmmm.... princess of the Oompa-Loompas.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:57 PM

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
Vector theFallen: The Princess of Setting Mice on Fire and Launching Them like Artillery.
alyrai: ... Because, you know, that is totally something I do and would automatically be the fourth-in-line-for-leadership of.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:50 PM

Thursday, April 10, 2003

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
revolutionroxy: Aly, the princess of Wal-Mart
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:40 PM

 
alyrai: So, I got a tiara to prove that I am a princess (and you damn well best treat me like one) - but I have to decide what I'm the princess of. Any suggestions?
omg hi danielle: hahaha
omg hi danielle: EVERYTHING
alyrai: <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:40 PM

 
Vector theFallen: Meep meep.
alyrai: *holds up sign: "Hello!"*
Vector theFallen: ^^ *Inhales birdseed and runs*
Vector theFallen: Meep meep! :p *Zoom*
alyrai: *falls off cliff and doesn't die*
Vector theFallen: *Runs through the tunnel painted on a brick wall*
alyrai: *Runs INTO the tunnel painted on a brick wall, and flattens face*
Vector theFallen: Ahhh, yes. The genius of Loony Toons.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:54 PM

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

 
meeii 05: and everyone asks me how i get into shows without paying and i'm like "Mass amounts of sexual favors. ::nod::" and then they are too puzzled and confused to ask if i'm serious or not so that just ends the topic.. lol mission accomplished
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:58 PM

Monday, April 07, 2003

 
omg hi danielle: oh lordy aly you need like jenny jones or something
alyrai: hahaha, isn't jenny jones a weight loss lady?
omg hi danielle: shes an all around lady
alyrai: NO WAIT THAT IS JENNY CRAIG NEVERMIND.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:48 PM

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

 
CReinhard9: hoof.
alyrai: ... hoof? is that some sort of new-fangled slang-speak again?
CReinhard9: it's sorta new, but has been brewing within the halls of heritage high school since the earliest days of the school year.
alyrai: what in the name of Isis does it MEAN?
CReinhard9: that's the beauty of it! nobody can cleary state the meaning or latin origin of "hoof", and therefore it has become a substitute for every word in the english language!
CReinhard9: for example, instead of saying "please pass me the salt" one might say "please hoof me the salt"
CReinhard9: or, instead of "peace out", it would be "hoof out"
alyrai: hahahahahahahahaha.
alyrai: that is so much nonsense it's almost sensical.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:34 PM

 
alyrai: There. TWO posts.
CReinhard9: it's like christmas!
alyrai: It's a Christmas Miracle!!!
CReinhard9: yes, like that which occurred many moons ago on 34th street...ah, the memories.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:15 PM

 
CReinhard9: hehehehehe8-)
alyrai: don't laugh at my stupidity, it's not nice.
CReinhard9: laugh? nah, that was a mere chuckle.
alyrai: yes, well, chuckling at my stupidity is ALSO not nice.
CReinhard9: blah, blah, blah...i'll laugh at what i want, when i want. period. and it's laid out like that.
alyrai: GOOD JOB! remind me to give you some sort of star when i see you, because that was damn cool.
CReinhard9: *aly runs off to blog my clever post*
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:13 PM

 
CReinhard9: omg i'm so happy
alyrai: omg why?
CReinhard9: i dunno.
alyrai: haha, i never understand you, boy. i am perpetually confused when i talk to you.
CReinhard9: but it keeps you coming back!
alyrai: what can i say? i like people that keep me guessing. mysterious.
CReinhard9: oh shit. now i'm going to be trying so hard to make you guess!
alyrai: haha, it's not hard, you don't have to try. i am very easily amused and even easier to confuse.
alyrai: and oh shit, that just rhymed. <3 I COULD BE A RAP ARTIST.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:11 PM