alyrai: I'm bored and verging on emoness. The combination is not pretty.
Less Than Messer: I swear I'll fly there and slap you
alyrai: Haha, whyy?
Less Than Messer: I'm captain emostomper
alyrai: Captian... emo... stomper...
alyrai: IS THAT LIKE CAPTIAN CRUNCH?
Less Than Messer: yes but with more berrys
alyrai: Blue, green, or traditional does-not-occur-in-nature-pink berries?
Less Than Messer: obviously green
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:32 PM
alyrai: "Did you know that in japanese, "emo" means "potato"?
OMG Hi Danielle: YES, ALY. FOR THE 8675309TH TIME. GOOD THING I'M IRISH BECAUSE I LIVE FOR POTATOES AND SHIT
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:14 PM
alyrai: Did you know that in japanese, "emo" means "potato"?
Less Than Messer: did you know in messerish potato means "annoying whiny kid everyone hates"?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:46 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: Did you know that in japanese, "emo" means "potato"?
meeii 05: in Hebrew, dog means fish
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:48 PM
Oh, and, by the way - this is the 160th post. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:59 AM
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In case you're behind on the times, the blog/website phenomenon Evil Muffin has reached it's six month birthday. Now a half-year old, what started out as a personal blog then morphed into a humour website for interesting AOL Instant Messenger conversations, Evil Muffin is still going strong. It now has a cast of over 20 members (some of which are no longer current, but have appeared in the past), and is enjoyed by many individuals who don't even know the people behind the blog.
In spirit of the celebration of EM's birthday, we at EM (read: Aly) have tallied up a scoreboard (read: we totally ripped THE GAME off) to show some of the progress. Judged on how often a person is blogged, nothing more and nothing less, these are the scores as of 03/30/03 (Mmm... threes...).
1. Danielle, 23 Entries
Screennames: omg hi danielle, sunday drive x, comicxb00kxcrush
Danielle joined the EM in early December, immediatly bringing life into the slowly dying project. There is now rarely a week without at least one clever insight from Danielle, and she runs THE GAME in her AIM profile - a tough competition for who can say the most bizarre things.
2. Nick, 19 Entries
Screenname: nick the stupid
Like Danielle, Nick took EM by storm, arriving one day and conquering the next. When he was still around he graced the front page almost constantly with sarcastic wit and jokes about Satan.
3. Messer, 18 Entries
Screenname: less than messer
Messer also came to the cast suddenly, without warning stealing the show. His strange, confusing strategy works, obviously. He's been around for half the time the other cast members, and already he's #3 - how long before he hits #1?
4. Dana, 16 Entries
Screenname: meeii 05
Dana has kept a slow and steady pace since she appeared on the scene in early January, dropping brilliantly humorous lines not in bursts like everyone else, but with an easy pace.
5. Juan, 14 Entries
Screenname: silverraptor86
Juan has been making Aly laugh longer than any of the other top 5, and it's no surprise he's this close to the top. Juan works in shifts, with non-stop blogging one day and then disappearing the next. That's probably because he's busy making out. ;)
6. Chris, 12 Entries
Screenname: creinhard9
7. Cha-- err... Bob, 11 Entries
Screennames: chadjchis, grahamthecracker
9/10. Brittney/Brad, 9 Entries Each
Screennames: britlee1650, soccer0233
11. Bill(VectorTheFallen), 5 Entries
12/13. Jess(penflourish)/Mckayla(?), 4 Entries Each
14/15/16. Roxy(revolutionroxy)/Tyler(haiku87)/MaTTy(hessiandbi), 3 Entries Each
17. Kathleen(Hawthorn 0313), 2 Entries
18/19/20. Hugo(?)/Vinnie(Takeru Yamato)/Ashley(1m an ASHHole), 1 Entry Each
Here is to six months of laughter (and some other stuff!) - and, of course, to many more. ;)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:51 AM
meeii 05: you're wiccan? i didn't know that
meeii 05: and i didn't know you were bi
meeii 05: woah lol
alyrai: HAHA YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
meeii 05: nope
alyrai: Yess, I am a bi witch, haha.
meeii 05: lol you're so DIFFERENT!! hahah jk
alyrai: HAHA I KNOW. I'm like Bush's worst nightmare. Except I'm not a giant, talking pretzel.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:29 PM
lm an ASHHOLE: I'm eating chicken noodle soup.
lm an ASHHOLE: It's tasty like your mom
alyrai: ... QUIT TASTING MY MOM, OK? SHE IS NOT YOUR BASKIN ROBBINS TASTING SPOON TO PASS AROUND. SHE'S MY MOM.
lm an ASHHOLE: She's hot.
alyrai: My mom?
lm an ASHHOLE: yeah
alyrai: Dude... that's my mom!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:00 PM
alyrai: I'm sixteeeen!
meeii 05: i'm doing a birthday dance for you!!
meeii 05: ::Dances::
meeii 05: ::trips::
meeii 05: ::falls::
meeii 05: ::gets back up::
meeii 05: YAAY!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:14 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: Pssst. Jess is actually a guy. A twelve-year-old canadian who lives in a trailer park and likes to play Turok 2.
Less Than Messer: shit....
IxHopexYouxDye: SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU, CRAZY OLD MEXICAN LADY.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:45 PM
Vector theFallen: Or I kill kill Bandai dead in the face with a herring/.
Vector theFallen: *Will kill
alyrai: Haha, the amount of nonsensicalness in that last sentance... i think that made a record.
Vector theFallen: Cool.
Vector theFallen: Blog that badboy. I finally hold a record outside of a gaming environment.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:32 PM
alyrai: I really, seriously do want to go out and party and makeout with a redheaded boy that I don't know.
omg hi danielle: me too
alyrai: I want to get some physical action without all this STUPID drama. And I want to laugh.
omg hi danielle: YES
alyrai: I am going to make a shirt that says that:
alyrai:
WANTED
redheaded teenage boy for making out
no strings attached
humor a +, shaggy hair a +, girlfriend a -.
Aly = Whore. GOODNIGHT FOLKS. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:03 PM
revolutionroxy: I'm sorry, want me to whack his cat or something?
alyrai: haha, no, that's alright.
revolutionroxy: are you sure? because I hate cats. anything I can do to help you?
alyrai: Haha, he hates his cat, he'd thank you.
alyrai: No, not really, not unless you know how to make any emo boy make sense without speaking to him.
revolutionroxy: well acctully I do...
alyrai: Haha.
revolutionroxy: all you need is some dead or pressed flowers, and it needs to be snowing outside, and you need to stand under his window with the flowers and have a boombox playing a sad emo song. and look up at him when he comes to the window and let one single tear fall down your face and then go and throw a pigs heart covered in barbed wire at hm and tell him you love him
revolutionroxy: works everytime
alyrai: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
alyrai: ROXY I LOVE YOU THAT WAS GREAT.
revolutionroxy: thank you. I'm going to college to study the depression and angst of emo children, its something very interesting
alyrai: Hahahahaha.
revolutionroxy: i have to go.. but cheer up, we dont want to be sad (I'm not sure why I sad "we")
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:40 PM
alyrai: btw, messer wants to know when you're going to marry him.
penflourish: Well, I'm only 15 right now.
penflourish: I think I'll wait until I get out of school, at least.
alyrai: and he told me that if you died, he'd marry me. i was like "AAAAAAAAAAH. DAMMIT. I love Jess to much to arrange such a thing. ;_;"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:31 PM
"For those of you who just tuned in, something happened! Next, something else happened and we're all going to die!!!"
- Aly & Mckayla
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:40 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: omg hi danielle!
omg hi danielle: omg this is her sister
IxHopexYouxDye: omg ok sorry
omg hi danielle: omg no hard feelings
IxHopexYouxDye: omg thanks
omg hi danielle: omg your so totally welcome
IxHopexYouxDye: omg hooray!
omg hi danielle: omg bye
IxHopexYouxDye: omg byyye!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:17 PM
HessianDBI: [in four years] all the emo kids will move on to like... elevator music
HessianDBI: and we'll be left all alone
IxHopexYouxDye: HAHAHA.
IxHopexYouxDye: They'll be like "Emo? Those whiny snots? I've /always/ been an elevator kid!"
IxHopexYouxDye: And then you can blackmail them because you have pictures of them at a Saves The Day show.
HessianDBI: Elevator music is depressing. Considering it has 3 bass lines, no vocals, and a repeating rhythm and melody for 4 minutes steaight - it's depressing enough to make me suicidal
HessianDBI: LOL! YES!!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:29 PM
HessianDBI: We should hold an emo convention.
IxHopexYouxDye: HAHAHA.
IxHopexYouxDye: EMOCON03/
HessianDBI: a chatroom
HessianDBI: envite EM members and whatnot and just be emo.
IxHopexYouxDye: Hahaha, I think it should be reeal. It can be like an anime con, hahaha.
HessianDBI: ROFL
HessianDBI: we can dress with thick rimmed glasses and sweaters, and eat only veggie junk
HessianDBI: just to piss off the hardcore emo-ers
IxHopexYouxDye: EXACTLY.
HessianDBI: and play with only an acoustic guitar
HessianDBI: if it's at night - it has to be candle lit with insence
IxHopexYouxDye: And the special guests can be, like, Conor Oberst and Chris Carraba.
HessianDBI: That would rock socks
HessianDBI: like... holy shizzle.
IxHopexYouxDye: There can be poetry contests with a panel of judges to shock, and an award for the person who can cry for the longest time straight.
HessianDBI: YES!!!!!!
IxHopexYouxDye: OH MAN MATTY. WHEN I AM EIGHTEEN I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:28 PM
Less Than Messer: holy shit I need to take a god damn shower, and CURSE I NEED TO CURSE MORE FUCK
IxHopexYouxDye: BYYYE.
Less Than Messer: bye
IxHopexYouxDye: http://www.raspberryhamster.net/cam.jpg
IxHopexYouxDye: Before you goooo:
IxHopexYouxDye: That is me. AND MY SEXY BOWTIE.
Less Than Messer: hahah, you sexy bitch
IxHopexYouxDye: I KNOW. <33 I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT. EGO WAFFLLLE.
Less Than Messer: haha
Less Than Messer: god this showers gonna be extra wet
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:00 PM
sundayDRIVEx: FYI
sundayDRIVEx: [The boys I stalk were] 16, 17, and 21.
IxHopexYouxDye: Sean Connery is what? 675?
sundayDRIVEx: Sean Connery is infinity
IxHopexYouxDye: Sean Connery is your mom.
sundayDRIVEx: If my mom had facial hair and a Scottish accent, yes.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:48 PM
Less Than Messer: yeah, jess is rad
IxHopexYouxDye: crazy rad.
Less Than Messer: crazy mecha rad
IxHopexYouxDye: crazy mecha uber rad.
Less Than Messer: crazy mecha uber rad X2
IxHopexYouxDye: crazy mecha uber rad x2 with your mom!
Less Than Messer: crazy mecha uber rad X2 with your mom making rad ass brownies!
IxHopexYouxDye: crazy mecha uber rad x2 with you mom making rad ass brownies for a bake sale!
Less Than Messer: crazy mecha uber rad X2 with your mom making rad ass brownies for a bake sale to help support starving children!
IxHopexYouxDye: crazy mecha uber rad x2 with your mom making rad ass brownies for a bake sale to help support starving children in Afghanistan!
Less Than Messer: OH SNAP
Less Than Messer: IT'S PERFECT, I CANNOT ADD ANYTHING
IxHopexYouxDye: HAHA IT IS.
IxHopexYouxDye: I AM GOING TO MEMORIZE IT AND SAY IT ALL THE TIME NOW.
Less Than Messer: I AM TOO
IxHopexYouxDye: HXC.
Less Than Messer: I was seriously trying it before you said that
Less Than Messer: HXC BEAST
IxHopexYouxDye: And when we're 38, we'll happen to be in the same room and we won't know it's eachother and something cool will happen and we'll both yell "CRAZY MECHA RAD x2 WITH YOUR MOM MAKING RAD ASS BROWNING FOR A BAKE SALE TO HELP SUPPORT STARVING CHILDREN IN AFGHANISTAN!"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:03 PM
sundayDRIVEx: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IxHopexYouxDye: ?
sundayDRIVEx: B
sundayDRIVEx: C
sundayDRIVEx: D
IxHopexYouxDye: E?
sundayDRIVEx: F
IxHopexYouxDye: G
sundayDRIVEx: H
IxHopexYouxDye: I
sundayDRIVEx: J
IxHopexYouxDye: K
sundayDRIVEx: L
IxHopexYouxDye: M
sundayDRIVEx: N
IxHopexYouxDye: O
sundayDRIVEx: P
IxHopexYouxDye: Q
sundayDRIVEx: R
IxHopexYouxDye: S
sundayDRIVEx: T
IxHopexYouxDye: U
sundayDRIVEx: V
IxHopexYouxDye: W
sundayDRIVEx: X
IxHopexYouxDye: Y
sundayDRIVEx: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
IxHopexYouxDye: Hahaha. That brightened my day.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:41 PM
OMG hi danielle: ajajaja
OMG hi danielle: er
OMG hi danielle: hahahaha
IxHopexYouxDye: Dude, you are having some serious typing issues these past days.
OMG hi danielle: calluses
IxHopexYouxDye: Maybe you should get Maviz Beacon Typing Tutor. That thing did wonders for me in the sixth grade.
OMG hi danielle: OH MAN I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT
IxHopexYouxDye: ME TOO HAHA
OMG hi danielle: TYPE TO DRIVE AND SPEED THE CAR
IxHopexYouxDye: YES EXACTLY
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:31 PM
meeii 05: i should say that though
meeii 05: just ilke "i agree" randomly
IxHopexYouxDye: You should, haha!
IxHopexYouxDye: You'll be like "I hate you!" and you'll be like "I agree!" and they'll get mad and say "Aaah, shut up!" and you'll say "I agree!" and they'll be like "DIIIE BITCH DIIIIE" and you'll respond "I agree!" and then they'll get a knife and you'll run away yelling "I agree!"
meeii 05: i agree!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:30 PM
alyrai: so, i got a mood ring. it seems permanently stuck on grey/blue. wtf does grey/blue mean?
CReinhard9: grey (not gray)/blue suggests the merger of all recognizable emotions at once, and can only be sustained by a true emolian
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:02 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: so, i got a mood ring. it seems permanently stuck on grey/blue. wtf does grey/blue mean?
SilverRaptor86: I have one that does that too. That means that you are insane and should remove the mood ring from your hand, or else it could explode and release toxic chemicals all over you.
Or it could just mean that your ring is broken.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:57 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: so, i got a mood ring. it seems permanently stuck on grey/blue. wtf does grey/blue mean?
Vector theFallen: It clearly reflects your one track mind. I KNOW'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS TEH SEXXING!! You horny little girl you. :-P
IxHopexYouxDye: so true, so true.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:53 PM
Less Than Messer: oh snap, the secret's out, you finally know what age I am......but I'm still a crazy mexican lady
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:52 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: so, i got a mood ring. it seems permanently stuck on grey/blue. wtf does grey/blue mean?
Britlee1650: Mentally disturbed/nutters.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:52 PM
xHopexYouxDye: i got a mood ring.
Less Than Messer: rad
IxHopexYouxDye: it seems permanently stuck on grey/blue.
IxHopexYouxDye: wtf does grey/blue mean?
Less Than Messer: If I knew, I would tell you
IxHopexYouxDye: damn.
Less Than Messer: I can only assume it means, slightly crazy, sometimes emo.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:47 PM
HOW OLD IS THE CRAZY OLD LADY?
I hope cake tastes good even when it's stale and stolen from the garbage behind a mexican cyber cafe.
Happy motherfucking birthday, Messer!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:39 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: How much would you have to get? Brittney and I will hold a bake sale!
Soccer0233: lol, I don't think that will help, these camps cost 500-600 dollars just for the camp, that doesn't include flying out, and stuff
IxHopexYouxDye: Eww.
Soccer0233: thats a lot of cookies, and I think even if everyone in colorado had one cookie it wouldn't be enough
Soccer0233: actually it probably would, if you made them like three for a dollar
IxHopexYouxDye: Lol!
IxHopexYouxDye: Do you realize how many people live in Colorado?
IxHopexYouxDye: Denver alone has, like, alot.
Soccer0233: yeah, I just did
Soccer0233: lol, "like alot" this has to be blogged
Soccer0233: this convo about the cookies has to be blogged
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:31 PM
Soccer0233: oh, I might be going out to hang with a couple of friends, hey, I saw boobs last night woo hoo!, lol
IxHopexYouxDye: haha, no way? i saw boobs last night too! and this morning! oh shit, guess what i just realized? I HAVE THEM. WHOA. ;-)
Soccer0233: lmao
Soccer0233: this girl was hungry and she didn't have any money so she said she would flash a couple of us guys if we gave her 3 dollars
Soccer0233: lol, talk about know respect for yourself
IxHopexYouxDye: hahahaha, so you agreed?? pig!
IxHopexYouxDye: ;-)
Soccer0233: well, what do you expect, lol, you know I only did it because I felt bad that she was hungry, so I gave her a couple of dollars, she just happened to show me her boobs in the process, lol. *sarcastic
IxHopexYouxDye: oh maaan, brad, you're such a great person... feeding the hungry... man... you're a regular fucking upstanding citizen?
Soccer0233: hahaha, thank you, thank you very much
Soccer0233: I appreciate the compliment, lol
IxHopexYouxDye: the sarcasm was lost,
Soccer0233: no, no it wasn't, I was continuing the sarcasm
IxHopexYouxDye: hahaha, good job!
IxHopexYouxDye: hahaha, that entire conversation is /so/ fucking blogged.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:44 PM
SilverRaptor86: Once you go silver, you never go back.
Juan, who my hero and idol and the coolest boy on the block for staying up late just to talk to me when I'm being emo. <333
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:54 PM
meeii 05: this guy in my grade, Ves, he thinks he's so cool, he's like.. grunge but poser grunge. I wore a finch shirt yesterday and he goes "I saw them on MTV2, they SUCKED. They were SO BAD." And i'm looking at him, trying to collect my thoughts and the only thing going through my brain is "TAKE HIM DOWN TAKE HIM DOWN BEEP BEEP BEEP TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT!!"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:04 PM
"Fuck you, fuck your mom, fuck your goldfish."
- Aly
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:38 PM
meeii 05: where's your goddamn boyfriend
IxHopexYouxDye: I have no fucking clue.
meeii 05: it's been... ::checks watch:: 24 hours since someone scolded me for not being sXe!!!
meeii 05: I'm needing a good scolding
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:38 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: OMFG DANA
meeii 05: i am your fucking god?
meeii 05: SWEET!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:38 PM
Soccer0233: Hey I hope you die
IxHopexYouxDye: OMG HI SOCCER OH TWO THREE THREE.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:41 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: See, he was actually a demon set by Satan (Avril Lavigne) who takes the form of a rat/dog when he's not trying to get anyone who looks like his master in bed. Somehow he got trapped in his own enchantment and now wonders the streets as a chihuhua. This explains my unexplainable fear of chihuahuas, and why I can't spell their name right.
SilverRaptor86: I see.
SilverRaptor86: But Arnold Shwarzenegger can never lose, therefore the aliens got you, too, and screwed with your brain.
SilverRaptor86: I win. =)
IxHopexYouxDye: OMG SHIT MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
IxHopexYouxDye: That would explain that week that I can't remember... and the crop circles in my back yard...
SilverRaptor86: ...
SilverRaptor86: *Gets beamed up to Mothership.*
SilverRaptor86: She knows too much!
IxHopexYouxDye: Hahahahaha.
SilverRaptor86: ...
SilverRaptor86: DAMNIT WRONG WINDOW.
SilverRaptor86: X.X
IxHopexYouxDye: OMG SHIT YOU WERE THE ALIENS.
SilverRaptor86: STUPID FUCKING INTERGALACTIC AIM-SPOOF!
SilverRaptor86: You will blog this. Even though it wasn't funny. Resistance is futile.
SilverRaptor86: You will be assimilated.
SilverRaptor86: And I will rename Evil Muffin to Evil ASSIMILATED-BY-THE-BORG Muffin.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:41 PM
alyrai: Officially the most retarded picture of me ever.
SilverRaptor86: You look like a drunk prostitute. I'll buy you. =)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:09 PM
OH AND...
HAPPY EXETREMELY LATE BIRTHDAY BRAD!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:52 PM
IxHopexYouxDye: I say that all the motherfucking time.
LessThanMesser: well you never said it to mother fucking me
IxHopexYouxDye: Well motherfuck. I'll be sure to motherfucking say it more motherfucking often.
LessThanMesser: motherfucking thank you
IxHopexYouxDye: you're motherfucking welcome
LessThanMesser: osh kosh bgosh motherfucka
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:50 PM
alyrai: Hmm... which one? IxHopexYouxDye or YouxShouldxDye?
LessThanMesser: I hope you die has an extra...je ne sais pas.
alyrai: SPEAK ENGLISH KID
LessThanMesser: OK OK sorry
LessThanMesser: it's literally saying I don't know but AMERICANS use it to mean, something special you can't put your finger on
alyrai: Haha.
alyrai: It has an extra x?
LessThanMesser: YES, that's it, you figured it out
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:30 PM
LessThanMesser: aly aly aly get your abverbs here
alyrai: HOLY SHIT SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK.
alyrai: MESSER, YOU CRAZY MEXICAN WOMAN, WILL YOU FUCKING MARRY ME RIGHT NOW?
LessThanMesser: SURE. why not.
alyrai: HELL FUCKING YES.
LessThanMesser: I hope my wife says that when I propose.
alyrai: What? Hell fucking yes? Or Sure, why not?
LessThanMesser: why, HELL FUCKING YES, of course.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:32 PM
alyrai: Have I forced you to DL "Cross My Heart" by The Rocket Summer yet?
Nick the Stupid: Nooooooooooooooo.
alyrai: OMG GO DOWNLOAD IT KTHNX
Nick the Stupid: Have I forced you to jump in the car and drive off into the sunset with me yet?
alyrai: Nooooooooooooooo.
Nick the Stupid: OMG GO JUMP IN KTHNX
<3333333
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:54 PM
alyrai: Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
SilverRaptor86: Queen Latifah and the Bloodhound Gang.
alyrai: Really?
SilverRaptor86: That's a lot of bompin... and she's a lot of She...
SilverRaptor86: So...
alyrai: Hahaha.
SilverRaptor86: No. As usual, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. I must be on crack.
alyrai: OMG CRACK IS BAD. SXE 4 LYFE.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:33 PM
alyrai: Haha. You pimp bands like whores on Colfax. It's great.
CReinhard9: i know!
CReinhard9: i'm a musical pimp
alyrai: Haha. Join the club.
CReinhard9: yeah
CReinhard9: i started the club
alyrai: I'm so jealous.
CReinhard9: yeah i would be too if i weren't already me
alyrai: Man oh man, you are one crazy ego waffle.
CReinhard9: yeah
CReinhard9: not ego, emo
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:58 PM
alyrai: Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
CReinhard9: hold on i'll have to think about that one
alyrai: ok
CReinhard9: i guess...we did.
CReinhard9: or more appropriately, we do.
alyrai: Haha. Who is we?
CReinhard9: i have no idea
CReinhard9: us
alyrai: Haha.
alyrai: Yea, us is just another form of "we". Gimme names so I can congratulate these brilliant people.
CReinhard9: alright, the answer is "ending ever after" the newest, most bumpinest band to come outta littleton, colorado
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:31 PM
alyrai: Who put the "bomp" in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
HessianDBI: Oprah. 0.0 I have no clue this time
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:47 PM
Nick the Stupid: I'm sorry; should I change my answer?
alyrai: Lol, suure.
Nick the Stupid: Aly, you can but the bomp in my bomp she bomp she bomp any day.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:46 PM
alyrai: Who put the "bomp" in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
Vector theFallen: Vinnie. In his little panda suit.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:45 PM
Nick the Stupid: WHO put the BOMB in the BOMP she BOMP she BOMP?
alyrai: Your mom.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:45 PM
alyrai: Who put the "bomp" in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
LessThanMesser: meh, I'd rather know who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.
alyrai: OH FUCK MAN THAT IS GREAT.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:44 PM
alyrai: Who put the "bomp" in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
Nick the Stupid: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. (Tipper Gore.)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:42 PM
alyrai: TIME FOR THE QUESTION OF THE MOMENT.
sunday drive x: YES
alyrai: Who put the "bomp" in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
sunday drive x: Glen Shadix
sunday drive x: End. Of. Story.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:40 PM
Hawthorn 0313: yeah! I always love the way curly hair looks, but mine is as striaght as Jerry Falwell
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:30 PM
From Juan's profile:
Evil Muffin - Aly Created, Silver Approved!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:56 AM
alyrai: Because I have to go do the dishes, and then I have to get dressed. Britt and I are crashing Pomona High's Winter Dance so I can make fun of random people and eat their food.
Juan told me to blog that or he'd murder me. Hahahahaha.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:26 AM
