alyrai: why oh why is blogger being such a fuck?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:17 AM

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

 
CReinhard9: what's up?
alyrai: The sky (OMG!).
CReinhard9: ugh don't talk to me anymore
CReinhard9: haha jk
alyrai: OMG FINE I WON'T
CReinhard9: haha omg you are such a slut!
alyrai: omg whatever!
CReinhard9: omg i knew you were gunna say that
alyrai: omg u r psychic
CReinhard9: omg i think i just am like psychic!
alyrai: omg whatever
CReinhard9: omg i totally knew you were gunna say that
CReinhard9: omg...i can't talk like this anymore
alyrai: omg i hate you so much
CReinhard9: haha
CReinhard9: man that was invigorating...but acting like an mtv viewer is tough!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:50 PM

 

Brittney and Aly's
Lifetime Movie Event

(Slow Fade In)
NARRATOR: A strong independant woman...

(VIOLET is in view, crying and whining about how much her life sucks)

NARRATOR: Whose mother died...

(MOTHER fades into view on a hospital bed.)

MOTHER: I will always love you! (Dies.)

NARRATOR: Whose father hates her...

(FATHER fades into view, yelling and looking angry.)

FATHER: I am taking out my repressed rage on you!

NARRATOR: Whose teenage daughter is pregnant...

(DAUGHTER fades into view, looking drugged up and extra skinny besides her bulging belly.)

DAUTHER: Should I keep my baby?

NARRATOR: Whose husband beats on her with a lead pipe...

(HUSBAND fades into view)

HUSBAND: I am also taking out my repressed rage on you!

NARRATOR: And is cheating on her with her boss...

HUSBAND: That's not lipstick on my collar! It's, uh, ketchup!

(BOSS fades in, a woman in a flashy red business suit, hanging all over HUSBAND.)

BOSS: I hate you for no apparent reason other than my hidden jealousy of your strength and independance! You're fired!

NARRATOR: Watch the strong, independant woman overcome life's hard knocks on the next Lifetime Special!

(Blackout.)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:53 PM

 
alyrai: Aww, you're so considerate. :p
Soccer0233: lol, I know, I very considerate, darn I let my ego get the best of me
alyrai: Hahaha. You're such an Ego Waffle, Brad.
Soccer0233: lol
alyrai: Hahaha. I <3 calling people Ego Waffles, because really it makes about .2 grams of sense. It's great.
Soccer0233: lol, I got it, I thought that was great
alyrai: Heck yes.
Soccer0233: I wish I could eat and "ego waffle" right now.
alyrai: An Ego Waffle is a person, though. OMG BRAD IS A CANNIBAL.
alyrai: Eggo Waffles are tasty, tho.
Soccer0233: very
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:48 AM

Friday, February 21, 2003

 
alyrai: You and that sexy redheaded guitarist are going to hook up one day.
sunday drive x: haha stop putting thoughts in my head
alyrai: Where else would I put them?
sunday drive x: in my pants
alyrai: Same thing.
sunday drive x: so my head is in my pants? ...makes sense.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:07 PM

 
alyrai: CAN I RAPE U PRTY PLZ??/
LessThanMesser: eh....
LessThanMesser: I'm kinda tired
alyrai: It won't take long.
LessThanMesser: eh, nah
alyrai: It's rape, I'll be doing all the work anyway. PLZZZZZZ???
LessThanMesser: ok, I'll lay down and you can come over and do what ever, I'm fucking tired.
alyrai: DAMMIT IT IS NOT RAPE IF YOU ARE WILLING.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:18 PM

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

 
alyrai: Don't let anyone call you the wittiest kid on the block.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:51 PM

 
alyrai: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I JUST SAID I HAVE DRS
meeii 05: what?
meeii 05: AHH SO CONFUSED
alyrai: DRS = DRUNKEN RODENT SYNDROME
meeii 05: oh...kaay
alyrai: CLS = CAPS LOCK SYNDROME
meeii 05: << retarded syndrome?
alyrai: TNS = TACO NECK SYNDROME
meeii 05: haha
alyrai: NBS = NERDY BITCH SYNDROME
meeii 05: << ih ave nbs too
alyrai: HXC = HARDCORE SYNDROME
meeii 05: haha
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:25 PM

 
meeii 05: have fun at Finch. Rape Senses Fail for me.
alyrai: I WILL, OH HOW I WILL.
alyrai: And when I am done I will say "That was from Dana."
meeii 05: hehe yay :-)
meeii 05: hahahha
alyrai: And then I will have to do it again and say "That was from me."
meeii 05: HAHHAHHHA
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:15 PM

 
alyrai: One day, I will get to have a conversation with Kenny. And he will be crying by the time it's over.
sunday drive x: hahahahahahaha you better tape that one
alyrai: Because I am a fucking cruel bitch.
sunday drive x: when he looses his manhood
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:33 PM

Monday, February 17, 2003

 
alyrai: You're away message made me laugh. :p Thus, I am blogging it. Hope you don't mind.
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Auto response from CReinhard9:
Don't look now, but I'm actually underneath your chair looking up your dress!


...unless you're a guy.
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Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:26 PM

Saturday, February 15, 2003

 
alyrai: brb, crazy monkey sex to be had
LessThanMesser: ok
alyrai: back
LessThanMesser: YAY
alyrai: Whoa. So much enthusiasm.
LessThanMesser: yeah
alyrai: I had no idea I was so missed. I'll remember that next time I have a choice between mind-blowing erotic pleasure or moderately amusing AIM conversations.
LessThanMesser: yeah you better
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:14 PM

 
alyrai: Good job!
alyrai: Gold star!
LessThanMesser: NO!
LessThanMesser: Silver star
alyrai: But silver star is for people who do incredibly retarded things.
LessThanMesser: people who get gold stars get a big head, and then they start to suck, silver is the new gold.
alyrai: I have an incredibly complex system here, don't mess it up, it will make me cry like a little emo girl!
LessThanMesser: OMG
LessThanMesser: EMO GIRL
LessThanMesser: go back to.......emolia
LessThanMesser: ye...yeah
alyrai: THE REPUBLIC OF EMO.
alyrai: Thankyouverymuch, get it right.
LessThanMesser: ok ok, sorry
alyrai: Emolia sounds like some sort of germ.
LessThanMesser: it might just be
alyrai: IT'S THE BACTERIA THAT CAUSES THE EMO VIRUS.
LessThanMesser: YES
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:08 PM

Friday, February 14, 2003

 
SilverRaptor86: And once again, I have proven that I have the IQ level of a newt.
alyrai: You do not!
SilverRaptor86: Yes I do. A tall, sexy newt. But still a newt.
alyrai: You are at least to the gecko level, jeez. ;-)
SilverRaptor86: I just wish I were sticky and could lick things. :[
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:13 PM

 
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone! <333333333s from me to you.

Extra <33s for Nick, 'cuz I'm a whore who picks favorites. :p

- Aly
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:03 PM

 
Nick the Stupid: I love this song. The first time I heard it, I hated it. But it's grown on me, like a malignent tumor.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:02 PM

Thursday, February 13, 2003

 
SilverRaptor86: OMG IM TALKING TEENY STYLE
alyrai: OMG R U WASTIN ON MUH FLAVA??
SilverRaptor86: OMG... LIKE OMG! I HAVE NO IDEA WUT U SAID OMG
alyrai: OMG U R SO STOOPID
SilverRaptor86: OMG UR MOM
alyrai: I SED R U COPYING ME U SKANK?
SilverRaptor86: OMG ARE U SAYING I HAVE AIDS?
alyrai: YES I AM OMG
SilverRaptor86: OMG... UR THE E-WHORE
alyrai: OMG WELL U SUCK LIKE A WHORE ON TEH JOB!!!1
SilverRaptor86: OMG WELL... U HAVE AIDS AHAHAHAHA!
alyrai: OMG SO DO U SO WUT?!!??!!!??/
SilverRaptor86: NUH UH I USE CONDUMS HAHA ^^
alyrai: OMG DAT'S NOT WUT I HERD!
SilverRaptor86: OMG WELL THATS CUZ U COULDNT HEAR CUZ I STUCK IT IN YOUR EAR
alyrai: OMG WUTEVA
SilverRaptor86: OMG... LIKE OMG!! I DONT NEED THIS IM GONNA GO FIGHT GREEN MEN AND PURPLE WOMEN
alyrai: OMG I HATE U
SilverRaptor86: OMG I HATE U MORE
alyrai: OMG NUH-UH DAT IS SO UNPOSIBLE
SilverRaptor86: OMG... HATE METER SAYS SO HAHA
alyrai: OMG U LIE
SilverRaptor86: I GO GET PWNED NOW BBL HUK
alyrai: OMG BYE U WHORE
SilverRaptor86: OMG BYE AIDS GIRL HAHA
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:38 PM

 
alyrai: HessianDBI: "don't eat animals, it will make them sad."
penflourish: What about animal crackers?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:25 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: Two in a night, I'm on fire
alyrai: You are, you are.
SilverRaptor86: SHIT MY ASS IS BURNING BRB
alyrai: WTF?
SilverRaptor86: THE FIRE YOU FOOL! QUICK, FIND A STOP SIGN DROP IT AND ROLL AROUND
SilverRaptor86: AHHHHHHHH~
alyrai: LMMFAO
alyrai: Make that 3.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:23 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: I was once a naked dancing power ranger. ;[
alyrai: ...
SilverRaptor86: Then Zordon got jealous and quit. That's why we have so many power ranger series now
SilverRaptor86: It's sad. all because of me
SilverRaptor86: Guess what color I was?
alyrai: Omg.. orange? ;-)
SilverRaptor86: Pink. ;[
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:21 PM

 
SilverRaptor86: Nice poem
SilverRaptor86: that ones fuckin great
alyrai: Lmao.
alyrai: We're so mean.
alyrai: The amusing part is - it's allllll trrruuuuue!
SilverRaptor86: LOL
alyrai: Except the 'mammoth' part. We had to take some artistic liscence, because "skanky bitch" does not rhyme with "Tanith".
SilverRaptor86: True. ;[
SilverRaptor86: Unless you made it into old english.
SilverRaptor86: Everything should be in old english.
SilverRaptor86:
There once was a young girl named Tanith
Who everyone wished would just can it
She was such a whore
Brad liked her no more
So Britt told her she looked like a skankieth bitcheth
- Tanith by Brittney & Aly (editted by Juan)
SilverRaptor86: 0wn3d
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:10 PM

 
HessianDBI: I got into punk rawk because I didn't want to listen to politics
alyrai: :P
HessianDBI: because, I can always watch like fuggin c-span or something.
alyrai: O_o
HessianDBI: but it almost seemed like every band had their opinion pushing, as if they wanted to freakin convert you or something
HessianDBI: like the back of the goldfinger cover has a really bad paragraph on why to turn vegan
HessianDBI: it's nice that they wanna promote what they believe in
HessianDBI: but their reasons... sucked.
alyrai: Hahaha.
HessianDBI: "don't eat animals, it will make them sad."
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:43 PM

 
Nick the Stupid: It makes me one sad Satan.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:40 PM

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

 
CReinhard9: ya heard?
alyrai: Heard what?
CReinhard9: um...that's what us wangstas like to call an expression, a figure of speech
alyrai: ... DAMN.
CReinhard9: good answer
alyrai: This is going to result in more making fun of my being a nerd and not knowing slang, isn't it?
CReinhard9: why yes
alyrai: ... DAMN.
CReinhard9: once again, you've succeeded to blow my mind
alyrai: ... Meanie.
CReinhard9: i'm at a loss for words...that was beautifully poetic
alyrai: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
CReinhard9: yes...yes i am
CReinhard9: in fact i think if you looked close enough you could actually see the sarcasm in my messages
alyrai: Remind me to bite you for that.
CReinhard9: ....DAMN.
alyrai: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
CReinhard9: this portion of Aly's Blog brought to you by Chris and his illegitimate children
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:03 PM

Saturday, February 08, 2003

 
alyrai: Fucker.
LessThanMesser: blackie
alyrai: ??
LessThanMesser: the hair
alyrai: My hair isn't black you retard.
LessThanMesser: what color is it?
alyrai: Purple.
alyrai: And brown.
LessThanMesser: looks black to me
alyrai: That's because you're blind.
LessThanMesser: too much fun and games
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:56 PM

 
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
BaCoTHeCoW: Then it's hilarious. Gimme that eye. I wanna play some fucking' ping-pong, yo.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:39 PM

 
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
LessThanMesser: I think it's not fun and games until someone loses an eye.
LessThanMesser: and that's all I got
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:31 PM

 
alyrai: It's time for the question of the week!
Soccer0233: which is?
alyrai: Which we only really ask about once a month!
Soccer0233: lol
alyrai: And this time it's actually a statement that you've given the opportunity to respond to in an amusing fashion.
alyrai: And it is...
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
Soccer0233: lmao
alyrai: Okay, maybe you missed the 'in an amusing fashion' part. Unless lmao means something worth blogging, you are so going to lose.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:25 PM

 
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
meeii 05: that smiley face man has already lost an eye
meeii 05: you can see it, he's trrrrying to be like "ha wink wink" but NOOO THE FUCKER ALREADY GOT HIS EYE JABBED OUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE
alyrai: OMG THAT WAS GRRRRREAT LIKE FROSTED FLAKES.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:20 AM

 
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
sunday drive x: hahaha well, then its just fun you cant see
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:15 AM

Friday, February 07, 2003

 
alyrai: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. ;-)
Nick the Stupid: Then it's still a game.
Nick the Stupid: A game of FIND THE EYE.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:42 PM

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

 
Nick the Stupid has left the room.
lm an ASHHOLE: hes such a brat, he blocks me because I won't credit the DC quote. *rolls eyes* I have no more room, sorry!
alyrai: Pffft.
alyrai: HURRY.
alyrai: LET'S ALL HAVE LESBIAN SEX WHILE HE IS GONE. Then he will be sorry.
lm an ASHHOLE: OH YES
lm an ASHHOLE: ORGY!
alyrai: HAHA!
penflourish: YEAH
alyrai: He will be sorry for leaving us!
alyrai: I just told Nick: "We're talking about you in the chatroom. That is, inbetween bouts of lesbian cyber sex."
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:33 PM

 
There once was a young girl named Tanith
Who everyone wished would just can it
She was such a whore
Brad liked her no more
So Britt told her she looked like a mammoth
- Tanith by Brittney & Aly

Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:16 PM

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

 
alyrai: You just like making out - we established that earlier, didn't we? ;-)
SilverRaptor86: And that's why I lurve you Aly. ;-)
alyrai: Hahaha. Any other chick would so be beating on you - but I am a whore, so I guess that's why I'm cool. ;-)
SilverRaptor86: You're not a whore.
SilverRaptor86: You're friendly with those you like. So there.
alyrai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
alyrai: Lol. I'm a whore - it's a proven fact.
SilverRaptor86: No. Not until you threaten to rape me over the internet.
SilverRaptor86: Then, you will be...
SilverRaptor86: AN E-WHORE!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:04 PM

Monday, February 03, 2003

 
alyrai: So, what exactly are the symptoms of computer screen aids?
LessThanMesser: mu.....fl.....g......aids.
alyrai: ???
LessThanMesser: I don't know, I'm not a whore like you
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:44 PM

 
Nick the Stupid: I CAN BE YOUR HOOKER
alyrai: HOORAY!
Nick the Stupid: I AM THE HOOKER OF ALY.
alyrai: ON THE CONDITION THAT I AM THE NICK'S PROSTITUTE.
Nick the Stupid: Wait; I thought I was YOUR prostitute...
Nick the Stupid: but okay.
Nick the Stupid: WE CAN PROSTITUTE TO EACH OTHER.
alyrai: We'll have to take turns being the prostitute.
Nick the Stupid: Okay.... and then the other will be the pimp?
alyrai: Exactly.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:36 PM

 
alyrai: Is that a naked power ranger in your icon?
LessThanMesser: that's strong bad, foo.
LessThanMesser: he's dancing for you
alyrai: Wtf is he?
LessThanMesser: ugh, you young kids and your rap music
alyrai: I am an uncultured retard. We've established that. Wtf is he?
LessThanMesser: just, just stop
LessThanMesser: go play stickball
alyrai: Once again, you're reference to the outside world has confused me.
alyrai: your rather.
LessThanMesser: I hope you get computer screen aids
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:21 PM

 
LessThanMesser: I made a stick guy outta post its on my wall
alyrai: ...
alyrai: HOLY FUCK THAT IS COOL.
alyrai: I am so jealous.
alyrai: I don't have any post its.
LessThanMesser: ...I'm sorry, I've taken pictures, I'll scan them when I get them, and everyone can enjoy, even the post itly challenged.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:23 PM

 
LessThanMesser: so you in a band or wha?
alyrai: Nope.
alyrai: I just sit around and write pointless songs because I have no life.
LessThanMesser: haw haw
alyrai: ... Actually, no, that wasn't sarcasm.
alyrai: I really do sit around writing pointless songs for lack of anything better to do.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:15 PM

 
alyrai: The amount of death I am about to cause cannot be measured even in the metric system. Brb.
penflourish: i hve a system that can measure amounts of death
alyrai: You do?
alyrai: What is it called?
penflourish: uncreatively... it's called the death system
alyrai: Rad.
alyrai: I'm all for titles that actually say what they're, um, the titles of.
penflourish: me too
penflourish: leaves less room for confusion
alyrai: DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!!!!!!!11
penflourish: see, that is kilodeath
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:49 PM