Saturday, December 21, 2002

 
Still fearing the Emo Virus, but trying to fight back...

alyrai: MY INFIDELITIES ARE MUTE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
meeii 05: hahhaah and i DONT want to be making out all the time, dammit!! Wait...
alyrai: Wait . . . I do want to be making out all the time.
meeii 05: exactly
alyrai: DAMN YOU CHRIS CARRABA. YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT WON THE WAR!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:36 PM

 
alyrai: RAWR. Why do I feel so shitty today? I don't really have a reason to, I just . . . do. Rawr. :p
c0micxbookxCRUSH: I don't know...something in the water?
alyrai: It has to be, lol.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: It's a conspiracy
alyrai: Hahaha. A conspiracy to make me feel depressed? Wow, I feel special.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: YES THEYRE COMING TO GET YOU
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ITS THE EMO MOVEMENT
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ITS LED BY CHRIS CARABABABABABAB
alyrai: OMG. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WEAR TORN SWEATERS!!!
c0micxbookxCRUSH: OH GNOS!
alyrai: Chris Carraba scares me, man.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: AND MAKE YOU BREAK YOUR CDS AND CUT YOUR WRISTS WITH THEM!
alyrai: AND START EATING VEGGIE BURGERS!
c0micxbookxCRUSH: AND...RIDING A BIKE THROUGH TOWN FOR NO REASON
alyrai: OMG, THAT IS SO DEEP! (Did I just say that? It's already taking affect! Oh no! Save me!)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: never fear! I EM HERE!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:56 PM

 
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: ayrg
alyrai: iogres
sunday drive x: HAHAH I WIN
alyrai: WHO SAYS?
sunday drive x: I SAYS BECAUSE YOU SPELL OIGRES WRONG
alyrai: AND YOU SPELT YARG WRONG!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:58 PM

Thursday, December 19, 2002

 
alyrai: Question: "Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?"
Vector theFallen: LOL
alyrai: Answer.
Vector theFallen: I'll assume a band. Or the river one must cross in Greek myth to reach the land of the dead. This is assuming three-headed psychopuppy didn't find you to be crunchy and good with ketchup.
alyrai: Hahahahahaha. YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE HAD THE COOLEST ANSWER.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:39 PM

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

 
alyrai: Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?
CReinhard9: yes i do, in fact, they are the mr. uh...rubato? people
alyrai: YES! HAHAHA! YOU ROCK. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
CReinhard9: only if i'm allowed to sleep with other people
CReinhard9: ;-)
alyrai: Hahaha. Completely allowed, considering I'm already married to, like, 18 people.
CReinhard9: sounds good
alyrai: Yay!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:05 PM

 
sunday drive x: I'm omnipotent
alyrai: GO YOU.
sunday drive x: <3
alyrai: I'm not omnipotent. I'm only, like, semi-potent. HAHAHA. And that sounds like I smell funky or something.
sunday drive x: hahahaha
sunday drive x: can you imagine
sunday drive x: ARE YOU SEMIPOTENT? TRY THIS NEW DEODRANT
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:55 PM

 
alyrai: Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?
ChadJChis: Um, that would be a negatory
alyrai: OMG YOU ARE DEPRAVED.
ChadJChis: SORRY!
alyrai: Styx = "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" "Come Sail Away"
ChadJChis: Aly, I don't listen to your music. That's a fact we need to get over....
alyrai: Dude, this is not my music.
alyrai: THIS ARE CLASSICS, YO. "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"!!!!
ChadJChis: I'm sorry!
ChadJChis: Haven't heard it!!
alyrai: Omg. So depraved, so depraved . . .
ChadJChis: Have you seen the Mona Lisa in the Louve?
ChadJChis: Or perhaps gone to the Sydney Opera house, or the Paris Operhouse?
alyrai: No. But I HAVE HEARD THE ROBOTO SONG.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:31 PM

 
alyrai: OMG I NEED SOME ACTION. Hahahahahaha. At this point if I am about to makeout with anyone, I don't care who.
sunday drive x: I NEED ACTION LIKE YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
sunday drive x: IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR
alyrai: I'm at ten months, yo.
sunday drive x: THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR EITHER OF US
alyrai: NO IT IS NOT.
alyrai: Especially since I am a naturally slutty person.
sunday drive x: haha you have your pride
alyrai: I do.
sunday drive x: I don't know if I am or not.
alyrai: I'm not really slutty, I just like to flirt.
alyrai: Alot.
sunday drive x: ahh
sunday drive x: so do i
sunday drive x: somewhat
sunday drive x: but it never works
alyrai: Lol. It never works to get my any action, lol. And I sound like a guy, yo!
sunday drive x: you're so influential
alyrai: Hahahahahaha,
alyrai: I read that and was like. "I'm influenza?" See what lack of action does to your brain cells?
sunday drive x: HAHAHAHAHAH
alyrai: OMG! IT'S LIKE THE STYX SONG!!!
sunday drive x: STYYYYYX
alyrai: LOVE IS LIKE OXYGEN / YOU GET TOO MUCH YOU GET TOO HIGH / NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE
sunday drive x: TESTIFY!
alyrai: Hahahahahaha. This is too funny.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:26 PM

Saturday, December 14, 2002

 
sunday drive x: HOLLA
alyrai: Hahahaha. Whenever you say "HOLLA" I think of Kenny in the TSL cover of "I'm Real" and I have to fall over laughing.
sunday drive x: hahahaha that song rocks my socks to the utmost extent
alyrai: Mine too. It rocks my socks so hard they mosh like a hxc kid.
sunday drive x: hahahahaha
sunday drive x: gold
alyrai: I love telling people they mosh my socks, 'cuz they look at me weird. I mean, everyone talks about their socks rocking. But my socks are hardcore, yo.
sunday drive x: they are so hardcore, they broke your dryer.
alyrai: LMMFAO! Woooooo! I <3 that.
sunday drive x: it was like insert quarter, push button, BAM! FIZZ.
sunday drive x: die.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:38 PM

 
alyrai: My mommy is going to McDonalds and getting me an egg nog milkshake. <3333333333
sunday drive x: They make those?!?!?!
alyrai: Only during the x-mas season.
sunday drive x: ...not around here
sunday drive x: NO FAIR!
alyrai: Totally unfair!!!
sunday drive x: WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT ABOOT
alyrai: You have to go to the big ones, the ones that have milkshakes. Ask about it. Boycott if they don't have it.
alyrai: Start a riot, that is sooooo punk. ;-)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:34 PM

 
alyrai: The boy I am stalking is not appreciative of my stalking.
ChadJChis: He isn't??
ChadJChis: How sad!
ChadJChis: Did you send him a bouquet of pigs ears and shaving creme?
alyrai: Well, I don't know for sure, but I don't think he is.
alyrai: I worked up the courage to be finally say something that was a bit obvious, and he completely ignored it.
ChadJChis: Hmmmm
ChadJChis: Maybe you need to start sending him weird "gifts"
alyrai: Hahahahaha. You need to learn the meaning of "stalking" as opposed to "stalking".
ChadJChis: That's what my friend's stalker did
ChadJChis: Inform the idiot
ChadJChis: Yo no comprendo
alyrai: Stalking in Aly's world = crushing on and flirting with, sometimes purusing in a slightly forward and sometimes obnoxious manner.
alyrai: Stalking in everyone else's world = sending hookers your severed ear.
ChadJChis: That's Van Gogh
ChadJChis: Not stalkers
alyrai: So? Van Gogh was a stalker.
ChadJChis: I don't think so...
ChadJChis: Just a painter
ChadJChis: Ends with the same last two letters though
alyrai: DAMMIT, WORK WITH ME HERE. I AM A SAD LITTLE EMO GIRL.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:08 PM

Thursday, December 12, 2002

 
sunday drive x: geeeeyarg
alyrai: Geeeeyarg? That's a damn rad word, yo.
sunday drive x: isnt it
sunday drive x: its kind of like pirate slang
sunday drive x: but not
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:47 PM

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

 
alyrai: No offense and all, but your object of affection looks like he's twelve. (I'm looking at his band site right now, lol)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHA I KNOW
alyrai: So do all his bandmates.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: Yeah, but in person, they look OLDER
alyrai: Are you sure he's not secretly a fifth grader and lying to you?
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hmm
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ill have to interrogate
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ill ask him 9th grade algebra questions
alyrai: Not a good strategy. I don't know a single guy who remembers anything from school.
alyrai: You could, um, ask his mom.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: they didnt know how old I was when I met them, the frontman freaked out when he found out.
alyrai: I think you should ask his mom. Find her and walk up to her and be like, "I think your son is secretly a grade schooler! TELL ME THE TRUTH, WOMAN!"
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
alyrai: Or, um, you could do an DNA test.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahaha i could test his bones
alyrai: You could go on MTV! On that show where they solve stupid mysteries and you can laugh at people and their stupid problems.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HHAHA i have no idea what youre talking about
alyrai: There's some new MTV show that I know about because I have no life. They solve stupid college student's problems with forensic science.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahahahahahahahaha
alyrai: Some stupid girl thinks her stupid boyfriend is cheating on him. So she calls MTV and they come and steal stupid stuff from the stupid people, and then they have some forensic scientist figure it out by testing the DNA of some cup that was found in the stupid college boys car.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: how abut this YOU ASK
alyrai: And then the stupid host tells the stupid girl, "He has been cheating on you! With your best friend!" And the stupid best friend freaks out and says, "Nu-uh! I ain't been sleeping wit dat boi, 'cuz he be mad ugly, foo'!"
c0micxbookxCRUSH: OH MY GOD. I love society.
alyrai: Hahahaha.
alyrai: What's him AIM sn? I will ask.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahaha NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT HAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: I'm kidding. ;-)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahahahaha
alyrai: However, that would be amusing. "I just heard your band from MP3.com amd went to your site and saw your pictures. Are you aware that you're twelve?"
alyrai: Hahaha. I'm laughing so hard I'm sneezing.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: And I am /so/ blogging this.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HOLLA
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:37 PM

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

 
alyrai: You have illegitimate children? How'd you manage that? ;-)
CReinhard9: haha no
CReinhard9: but you know
CReinhard9: at least now if i go to tp someone's house i can use that as my excuse for buying it all
alyrai: ?
CReinhard9: cuz i have so many kids...
alyrai: Lol.
alyrai: I used to have 11 illegitimate children, actually, but I sold 9 for crack money. I kept the last two because they're evil and murderous.
CReinhard9: hahahahahahahahaha
alyrai: (That is a very, very long story. I'm also a hobo.)
CReinhard9: yes
CReinhard9: but i can relate
alyrai: To being a hobo?
CReinhard9: i once used one of my kids to receive child support payments, then spent those on crack and giving the child lessons on how to be evil and murderous
alyrai: Wow! Our kids should be friends.
CReinhard9: yeah, but no, cuz mine are raised to not have friends
CReinhard9: all part of being evil
alyrai: Awww, see, mine are inherently evil. We think they might also be the children of Satan, but we're not sure, because I was /really/ drunk that night. They mean well with their disaster and havoc.
CReinhard9: oh...mine are only evil because i wanted them to be...
CReinhard9: damn
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:18 PM

 
alyrai: Wooo. I went on a tangent there, sorry. It's late and I'm emotional, the result is that I act stupid. Sorry.
CReinhard9: that's ok
CReinhard9: i act stupid all the time, you're lucky
CReinhard9: haha
alyrai: Lol. I'm sure you don't all the time.
CReinhard9: yeah, maybe just when i'm awake
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:02 PM

Monday, December 09, 2002

 
ChadJChis: I love you
alyrai: Don't all men?
ChadJChis: I hate you
alyrai: Don't all men?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:58 PM

 
alyrai: "How do you convince a boy you are not stalking him?"
alyrai: Are you going to answer?
CReinhard9: hmmm
CReinhard9: yeah i'm thinking
CReinhard9: don't call more than twice in a night and never more than 2 nights a week
CReinhard9: that's first and foremost
CReinhard9: don't randomly show up where he is and act like it's coincidence (at least not more than once)
alyrai: Hahahaha. You are the first person, out of maybe twelve people I have asked so far, who answered seriously.
alyrai: I take it you've been stalked, lol?
alyrai: You seem to know so much about the situation, lol. . . .
alyrai: And you probably answered the best, lol, considering you took it pretty seriously and had a long answer.
CReinhard9: ok haha thanks
alyrai: We got some pretty weird answers, lol. Most people said, "Um, say 'I am not stalking you' to him."
CReinhard9: haha
CReinhard9: that's legit
alyrai: But the answer to that is always, "But then I would be lying, and I don't like to lie. I'm an honest person."
CReinhard9: haha then tell him you are stalking him and that you can't help it
alyrai: But that would scare him.
CReinhard9: yep
CReinhard9: your friend is kinda cornered here i think
alyrai: Lol. She's not stalking anyone, though, it's just a question.
CReinhard9: oh
alyrai: But she might be stalking someone next week, and she decided it would be good to know how to pretend she's not. ;-)
CReinhard9: oh ok
CReinhard9: at least she's planning ahead right?
alyrai: Yup. It's always good to know your plan beforehand, it makes life run smoother. Hahahaha.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:56 PM

Sunday, December 08, 2002

 
SilverRaptor86: I'm happy. :-D
alyrai: Why?
SilverRaptor86: Take a guess.
alyrai: Umm . . . you're happy because a small, happy little gome just appeared and gave you three wishes for saving his pet german shepard!
SilverRaptor86: YES
SilverRaptor86: How did you know?!
SilverRaptor86: Omg. You're psychic yo!
alyrai: Because . . . THAT GNOME WAS ME.
SilverRaptor86: SWEET!
SilverRaptor86: But it was small, smelly and had a wart on it's nose.
alyrai: Yup. That's me.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:05 PM

Friday, December 06, 2002

 
alyrai: How do you convince a boy that you're not stalking him?
ChadJChis: Um, tell him?
alyrai: But that would be lying.
alyrai: And I'm a very honest person.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:01 PM

Monday, December 02, 2002

 
revolutionroxy: whats up with this evil muffin thing?
alyrai: Lol. Evil Muffin is both my clothing line and my weblog for AIM conversations that amuse the hell out of me.
revolutionroxy: they are hilarious
alyrai: I agree, lol.
revolutionroxy: now I have a goal to amuse you enough to get on the website
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:24 PM