Wednesday, November 27, 2002

 
alyrai: I don't even get Thanksgiving itself off! I get to teach a couple of third-graders about (the very large lie that is . . .) The First Thanksgiving. Grrr.
Hawthorn 0313: Aly- you should tell them the real story of the first thanksgiving, complete with the gory details about the enslavement of the nayive peoples and the plagues the Europeans brought. . .
Britlee1650: Or you could tell them that in school they glorify the native Americans when some of them rammed white babies heads into trees.
alyrai: That's the plan, lol. Although they're only 5 and 7, I think I'll just stick to the whole "This eating turkey and cranberry sauce stuff? Total bullshit."
Soccer0233: just tell them that a guy named Brad Colley started Thanksgiving
Britlee1650: Or you could say that the wild turkey's felt that they needed a holiday, and the humans made a deal with them...but they didn't know that they would be killed and they went to the feast and ended up on a platter.
Soccer0233: wow, thats almost as crazy as telling them I started thanksgiving
alyrai: I think I'm going with the "Brad Colley started Thanksgiving" story. That's pretty damn rad.
Britlee1650: But you did start thanksgiving. You made the deal with the wild turkeys.
Soccer0233: yeah, it is pretty cool isn't it? lol
alyrai: "Once, there was this guy named Brad. And he was bored. And kinda hungry. So he made Thanksgiving - but in his world, everyone ate Village Inn food, Orange Chicken, and pudding. Someone messed it all up in translation."
Soccer0233: I would have to disagree with that Brittney, the turkeys tried to make a deal with us
Soccer0233: hahahahahahahalolololololol, that is the funniest thing I ever heard aly
Britlee1650: Oh. Well you were there. I guess you know best.
alyrai: Hahaha. I amuse myself sometimes.
Soccer0233: totally, I mean, the turkeys were only ate by my fellow pilgrims, but I thought that the main course should have been Orange Chicken
alyrai: Lmao.
alyrai: On another note, I totally <3 my blog.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 2:04 PM

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

 
ChadJChis: ALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alyrai: CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChadJChis: I love you
ChadJChis: *kisses her feet*
alyrai: O_o; Do that again and I'll kick your teeth in.
ChadJChis: *hugs her leg*
ChadJChis: I love love love you
alyrai: Wtf?
alyrai: Are you on ex, you crazy little fuck?
ChadJChis: *Kisses her hand*
ChadJChis: :-*
alyrai: Death.
ChadJChis: *Pulls arrow outta his butt* Oh, that's why.... Damn cupid
ChadJChis: What happened?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:35 PM

Sunday, November 24, 2002

 
GrahamTheCracker: Brad has a Swedish sausage
alyrai: *dances* SWEDISH PORN! Hells yes.
Soccer0233: Alright, I am sick of these freakin = signs
GrahamTheCracker: I'm envious
Soccer0233: thats pretty sick that another guy is talking about my package
GrahamTheCracker: LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
alyrai: HAHAHAHA. It's pretty sick that you actually referred to it as a "package". The 70's called, Brad, they want their slang back.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:05 PM

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

 
alyrai: Tyler?
HAIKU87: no, this is aljezerra, from the planet arabia de saudi
alyrai: What is it with you aliens and kidnapping Tyler?
HAIKU87: my clan has taken over his house. we are multiplying by the day
HAIKU87: tyler's dead
alyrai: Really? Too bad. Are you planning a hostile take over of the planet, or what?
HAIKU87: yes.
HAIKU87: er... no
HAIKU87: ummm
HAIKU87: i cant diclose that information
alyrai: A bit inept at this job, eh, aljezerra?
HAIKU87: ummmm... cant tell yoy
HAIKU87: you
HAIKU87: dang
HAIKU87: you
HAIKU87: NOOOOOOO
alyrai: Luk was SO much cooler than you.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:29 PM

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

 
Britlee1650: Chad left, and we're lost.
alyrai: Our hearts and lives covered in frost.
Britlee1650: I feel so low I'm underground.
alyrai: My tears can fall by the pound.
Britlee1650: He broke my heart along with my pride.
alyrai: I don't matter, I was shoved aside.
Britlee1650: No one cares about me anymore
alyrai: I'll take a walk along the shore
Britlee1650: And ponder why you had to go.
alyrai: It hurts everywhere, even my toe.
Britlee1650: I feel horrid, and wrecked inside.
alyrai: Why couldn't he at least have tried?
Britlee1650: He could've stayed to chat and smile.
alyrai: If only for a little while
Britlee1650: But he's gone forever now
alyrai: And I feel like such a cow
Britlee1650: Maybe I should go "moo moo"
alyrai: And the people they cry, "True! True!"
Britlee1650: And now I hope you feel this pain..
alyrai: And that you're hit by a freight train.
Britlee1650: And fall on the edge of the track to die
alyrai: I hope they're electric so that you fry.
Britlee1650: But even if I wished your death,
alyrai: I love you to your dying breath
Britlee1650: Goodbye, Chad, goodbye.
alyrai: I must leave now, off to cry. (THE END!)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:43 PM

 
Britlee1650: Aly! Did I tell you I need glasses?
alyrai: No!
alyrai: YOU SHOULD GET EMO GLASSES!!!!!11 Hahahaha. You. Emo glasses. So funny.
Britlee1650: EMO GLASSES
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:44 PM

Saturday, November 16, 2002

 
"These bubbles suck. These bubbles suck, but you are damn cool."
- Sergio Anello, bassist of The Early November
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:04 PM

Thursday, November 14, 2002

 
alyrai: LMMFAO.
Soccer0233: Laughing my mother fucking ass off?
GrahamTheCracker: I pushed a kid dressed as a present into a car
alyrai: Correct, Brad.
alyrai: Aly = cusses too much.
Soccer0233: lol
GrahamTheCracker: Graham=really bad around this girl Lex who cusses constantly and tells stories of her bfs cock
alyrai: Aly = thinks that's pretty fucked up.
alyrai: Aly = only cusses. no talking about bfs cock.
GrahamTheCracker: Graham= no cooment considering Aly took a picture with a Llama man
alyrai: Aly = thinks that picture fucking rocks.
alyrai: Aly = worships the llama man.
alyrai: http://www.raspberryhamster.net/llamaman.jpg
GrahamTheCracker: Graham= Brad is silently spinning into unconsiousness
Soccer0233: Brad doesn't need an equal sign to tell these people they are weird.

names have been editted since "Graham" is embarrassed to say "cock". Hahaha.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:29 PM

Saturday, November 09, 2002

 
ChadJChis: Are you ready now?
alyrai: No. Screw the law. I'm off to buy prostitutes and crack.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:03 PM