alyrai: God, I'm cool.
Tekeru Yamato: I'm cooler though
alyrai: . . . Ummm . . . sure. O_o;
Tekeru Yamato: ;[
alyrai: I'm sure that you're cooler . . . ;-)
Tekeru Yamato: Are you mocking me? ;(
alyrai: What if I am?
Tekeru Yamato: I'll bite you.
alyrai: Wow. That really scared me. I'm never ever ever going to mock you again. ;-)
Tekeru Yamato: Good.
alyrai: . . . The massive amount of sarcasm in that last thing I said must've gotten lost over the internet connection.
Tekeru Yamato: *Bites* Take that. ;(
alyrai: Don't bite me. I'm made of poison (like Topato!). You're gonna get yourself killed, boy.
Tekeru Yamato: *Licks then?* ;[
alyrai: Still poison.
Tekeru Yamato: *dies then?*
alyrai: That works.
Tekeru Yamato: Okay then ;[
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 3:58 PM
Sunday, September 22, 2002
alyrai: I made another song today.
Britlee1650: Bacon is really good with cheese.
Britlee1650: Cheese is like Bacon's best friend.
alyrai: It goes "I'm a happy dancing racoon, I'm a happy dancing racoon, I'm a happy dancing racoon, I'm a happy dancing racoon . . ." and so on.
Britlee1650: No, it's its mother.
alyrai: Lmao.
Britlee1650: HAHAHA
alyrai: It has a backstory.
alyrai: See, I have these paper plates that are the most adorable thing. They're shaped like animals, and I got a racoon one with my lunch today, sitting with the kids. We had tuna melts. And some tuna got in the racoon's eye.
alyrai: And I couldn
alyrai: t help but think, "Man . . . it must hurt to have tuna in your eye."
alyrai: And I was bored. And the kids were bored and whiny. So I picked up the plate and used it as a visual aid for a story about the racoon wih tuna in his eye, and how much that hurt.
Britlee1650: hehe, I wish I was there.
alyrai: But when I picked him up, the tuna very slowly slid down the plate so that it was no longer on his eye, but instead in his whiskers. Then it finally plunged to the floor with a sastisfying "gloop" song.
alyrai: sound, rather. Not song.
alyrai: And so the Racoon was very happy that the evil, painful tuna was no longer in his eye. And when you're happy, you dance. Unfortunately, it's really a paper plate that's shaped like a racoons head, and you can't tell it
alyrai: s dancing when it's bobbing like a cork in bad wine. So it needed a song to emphasize that not only was it dancing, but it was dancing HAPPILY.
Britlee1650: Like I said, I wish I was there.
alyrai: Lol. :p
Britlee1650: haha, wow, that would be soooooo entertaining.
alyrai: Lol. Sorry. I'm not making much sense, I'm sooo hyper and happy.
Britlee1650: I want you as an older sister.
alyrai: Lol.
Britlee1650: To make up tuna stories about racoons.
Britlee1650: Or more Racoon stories about tuna..
alyrai: No you don't. I am mean to the demonic leprachuns.
alyrai: I'm like, "You stink. Go away, small child of doom. You're annoying. No. Stop that. You can't eat cake, I will not allow you to be a normal child and eat anything with sugar you see. No. My cake. Stop it, you twit."
alyrai: And I crush their dreams, "You can't actually BE a teletubby when you grow up. They aren't REAL."
Britlee1650: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
Britlee1650: LMAO!!!
Britlee1650: I wanna be a tree when I grow up...
alyrai: "You can't be a tree when you grow up. They aren't REAL."
alyrai: ;-)
Britlee1650: HAHA Yes, they are look out side!!! HAHAH
alyrai: What tree? Quit hallucinating, mortal fool!
alyrai: No more drugs for you! Speaking of TREES as if they actually exsisted! Pfft!
Britlee1650: haha, but they do! I've seen them.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:35 PM
Monday, September 02, 2002
Britlee1650: I want an evil muffin too!!
alyrai: But the evil muffin is mine! I throw it at people who are mean to me!
LDSdancer87: i want an evil muffin shirt
alyrai: You can have . . . umm . . . a demonic, rotting, mind-boggling DOUGHNUT!
alyrai: Lol. When we have them, you can buy yourself one, Laura.
Britlee1650: I will wear all the clothes from your line, and be one big advertisement. Like the girls at school who have Ambercrombie shirts...they're everywhere.
Soccer0233: I want an evil double chocolate chip muffin
Britlee1650: I get a demonice, rotting, mind-boggling DOUGHNUT!!
alyrai: How about a diabolical chocolate chip muffin, brad? Evil is my adjective.
Soccer0233: lol
Britlee1650: That's so great I'm going to post that in my quotes.
Soccer0233: ok, I will take it
alyrai: Lmao. I've gotta post this convo in my blog, too.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:13 PM
alyrai: We'll just have to discuss legal stuff, Britney. Or hobos.
Britlee1650: Hobos.
Britlee1650: Hobos all the way.
Britlee1650: Today I was talking to this girl Ashley, and Melissa. And they said somehting about hobos and I shouted "I OWN ONE!!" it was great.
alyrai: LMAO!
Britlee1650: hee, they're scared of me now.
alyrai: I'm a topic of conversation, now. Yay for me.
Britlee1650: YAY
Britlee1650: I told them that my son actually owned it. But I still kinda owned it...I own the house it lives by.
alyrai: Lol. And they were like, "Riiiight. Brittney has totally lost it. Time to call the men in white coats."
Britlee1650: Haha.
Britlee1650: Yup!
alyrai: Spiffy!
Britlee1650: They don't think I'm very sain...but I AM I TELL YA
alyrai: It's the truth! Revealed to us by the psychic forces of MASH!!!
Britlee1650: THE HOBO SHOT MY HUSBAND THE HOBO SHOT HIM!! NOT ME!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS MONEY!! (actually, I do, I get great manicures and pretty dresses) BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!
alyrai: LMFAO!!!
Britlee1650: Mash tells all.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:02 PM
Sunday, September 01, 2002
"Yes, Indeed, Sam tried to kill me."
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:56 PM
