My little brother is soooooo weird. This is a book he made.
COVER: "Kenner's Brach, Brachi - A Chapter Book", there is a picture of a brachiosaur and Kenner. Fyi, "brach" is a nickname for brachiosaurs, and Kenner is obsessed with dinosaurs.
PAGE 1: "Once Kenner got a brachi. Everyone ran to see it." there is a picture of what I have to assume is a group of people (it looks more like a scribbly mass) abd a brach.
PAGE 2: "Kenner thought it was a girl, so he named it Brachi." There is a picture of Brachi and Kenner.
PAGE 3: "Kenner loves Brachi." There is a picture of Kenner and his family all standing next to Brachi.
PAGE 4: "He always got to ride to Wal-Mart." The picture is of Kenner on Brachi's back, and they are walking towards Wal-Mart.
PAGE 5: "He always got Brachi to eat." The picture is of Kenner saying 'I'm full!' and Brachi eating the food off of Kenner's plate.
PAGE 6: "Kenner went to Wal-Mart." Picture of Kenenr and Brachi approaching Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart looks strangely like Steve's House, from Blue's Clues.
PAGE 7: "And Brachi ate everything." There is a picture of Brach with a box in his mouth that says "hog7." I don't know what "hog7" means, but apparently it has something to do with everything.
PAGE 8: "CHAPTER 2: BAD BRACH" No picture.
PAGE 9: "One day, Brachi stepped on Kenner." There is a picture of, you guessed it, Brachi stepping on Kenner. Ow.
PAGE 10: No text. There is a picture of Kenner reprimanding Brachi and saying, "Bad Brachi!"
PAGE 11: "CHAPTER 3: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRACHI. On Brachi's birthday, Kenner a made a cake all by his self." There is a picture of a cake, and of Brachi and Kenner.
PAGE 12 - PAGE 29: Blank.
BACK COVER: "I love Brachi. Love, Kenner." All text is in a heart.
I think Chapter 2 is my favorite. Hahaha.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:44 AM
Tuesday, August 27, 2002
Bored. Really bored. Trying to keep my mind off of the insanely HUGE SPIDER THAT LIVES IN MY WINDOW . . . Umm . . . yea.
+name: Aly
+d.o.b.: 28th of March, 1987
+location: Denver, CO, baybee.
+religion: Solitary Eclectic Wiccan
+occupation: student, ain't I cool?
STYLE...
+clothing: whatever is comfortable.
+music: anything with guitars (band of the moment? Brand New)
+make up: Lipgloss and Eyeliner, that is all. Thank you. I rock.
+bodyart: I'm allergic to nickel and I have a major fear of needles. What do you think?
RIGHT NOW...
+wearing: Pink Leopard Print Shirt (which is falling apart, unfortunately), black jeans, three belts, white socks, no shoes, hair down
+listening to: The Starting Line
+thinking of: the massively huge spider that will probably eat me tonight while I sleep . . . no, wait. I'm not supposed to think about that. Umm . . . I'm thinking of bacon.
LAST THING YOU...
+bought: lipgloss and a belt. I'm such a bimbo.
+ate & drank: Well, I took five ibuprofen this morning with a can of coke.
+read: A site on which posionous spiders live in CO.
+watched on tv: Out Of The Box with the kids this morning.
EITHER/OR...
+club or houseparty: houseparty
+tea or coffee: tea
+achiever or slacker: achiever, I guess
+beer or cider: cider
+drinks or shots: drinks
+cats or dogs: cats
+single or taken: single, scared of relationships.
+pen or pencil: pencil
+gloves or mittens: mittens - just because that's fun to say
+food or candy: depends on my mood
+cassette or cd: cd
+coke or pepsi: coke
+hard or mild alcohol: depends on the moment
+matches or a lighter: depends on the moment
+sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: neither
+Rickie lake or Oprah Winfrey: neither
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
+kill: not my style, man
+hear from: melanie
+get really wasted with: hmm . . . mckayla. ;p
+look like: i'm pretty happy with myself at this moment, actually
+be like: ditto
+avoid: candace.
LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
+touched: kenner, trying to get him away from the spider in my window.
+talked to: bill, if you count online - my mom, if you don't.
+hugged: ashley, when she left last week. that's sad. ;_;
+instant messaged: bill
+kissed: . . . oh wow. jen. the last person i kissed was jen. eep.
WHERE DO YOU...
+eat: home, or noodles & co.
+dance: thornton high, lol.
+cry: everywhere - i'manerd.
+wish you were: DRAGONFEST!!!
HAVE YOU EVER...
+Dated one of your best friends?: nope
+Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: my friends, all the time.
+Drank alcohol?: yes
+Done drugs?: nope
+Broken the law?: i j-walked, once . . .
+Ran away from home?: i considered it when i was seven. it didn't work.
+Broken a bone?: nope
+Cheated on a test?: . . . of course not.
+Skinny dipped?: no comment
+Played Truth Or Dare?: yes
+Flashed someone?: nope
+Mooned Someone?: nope
+Kissed someone you didn't know?: i kissed jen, does that count?
+Been on a plane?: when it wasn't flying, yes.
+Come close to dying?: yup
+Wanted to marry your Boy/Girlfriend?: nope.
+Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride?: yup - i'm a big sister, that's a pretty constant thing
+Eaten a worm/mud pie?: not that i know of
+Swam in the ocean?: yes, and i miss it.
+Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up?: all the time
ARE YOU...
+A Vegetarian?: no - i'm an evil animal killer. ow.
+A Good Student?: i used to be.
+Good At Sports?: never. i'manerd.
+wakeboarding/snowboarding?: . . . this question is totally out of place. morons.
+A Good Singer?: sorta
+A good Actor/Actress?: what do you think, moron?
+A deep sleeper?: when i'm dreaming, yes. when i'm not, no.
+A Good Dancer?: i dance like a stripper, ask anyone.
+Shy?: i can be.
+Outgoing?: i can be.
+A good storyteller?: storytelling is my forte. i rock socks. oh yea.
+Last words?: "Wtf?"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 12:42 PM
Friday, August 23, 2002
I'm gonna be a crazed, homicidal hobo when I grow up!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:16 PM
I had Chipotle. It was yummy. I feel slightly more fulfilled, and a lot less hungry.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:02 PM
I feel random, today. Yay for me.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:54 AM
I have had a craving for Chipotle for, like, three days now. Why?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:51 AM
Wednesday, August 21, 2002
"That was our friend Kenny, from The Starting Line, going through puberty!"
- Ryan, from Yellowcard
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:20 AM
Monday, August 19, 2002
I just read my past posts in this blog.
I amuse myself when I'm not whining.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:32 AM
Sunday, August 18, 2002
I decided to take these tests again, because I'm lame.
I am 59% Emo
Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater.
Take the Emo Test at fuali.com
"I'm so emo, it hurts." - "Kiss me, I'm emo. (Then break up with me, so I can write a song about you)"
I am 55% Punk Rock
The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?
Take the Punk Rock Test at fuali.com
Wtf? Since when?
I am 73% Geek
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.
Take the Geek Test at fuali.com
Hahaha. Rock it.
I am 31% Goth
Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat.
Take the Goth Test at fuali.com
No comment. :p
I am 58% Internet Addict
I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!
Take the Internet Addict Test at fuali.com
I dream in HTML. I'm so cool.
I am 53% Ska
Well, maybe I'm trying too hard, maybe I'm not trying hard enough. I shouldn't forget my roots, and remember that punk and reggae wouldn't exist without ska.
Take the Ska Test at fuali.com
I'm surpised I ranked that high. O_o;
I am 73% Metal Head
I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."
Take the Metal Head Test at fuali.com
Awww, hell yea! :p
I am 34% Tortured Artist
I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.
Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com
Once again, no comment. God, I am really bored.
I am 24% Raver
Have I even been to a rave? I'll go home. I am a Loser. I suck. Actually, I am probably just a normal person taking this test and don't know why.
Take the Raver Test at fuali.com
I am so proud!
I am 49% Grunge
What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.
Take the Grunge Test at fuali.com
"I could be considered grunge, but that's only because I'm too lazy to wash my clothes." - Aly
There.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:19 AM
Thursday, August 15, 2002
I'm not dating Steve. I haven't been dating Steve since April. I'd like to forget that I ever dated Steve, because he is beyond creepy. You think I'm exxagerating - but I'm not. He's officially really really really really creepy.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 7:13 PM
Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Boys from Denver suck.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:50 PM
Sunday, August 04, 2002
People still link this. Oops. Maybe I should say something once in a while, huh?
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:53 AM
