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Cast

Stars

alyrai/ixhopexyouxdye
Name: Aly Age: 16 Classic Alyness

Aly runs Evil Muffin. She's loud and obnoxious, and enjoys acting like a teeny and making band members cry. She also likes to think she's witty.
less than messer
Name: Messer Age: 17 Classic Messer

This kid lies to me alot. I think he's actual a crazy old Mexican woman living underneath the desk at an internet cafe. We recently discovered his age - weird.
sunday drive x/omghidanielle
Name: Danielle Age: 18 Classic Danielle

Aly may or may not be Danielle's clone, and Danielle may or may not be Aly's twin. Danielle is craaazaay, and oddly hilarious at the same time. THE GAME (in her AIM profile) owns you and me.
meeiii 05
Name: Dana Age: 15 Classic Danaism

Dana is crazy, too. Are you noticing a pattern, here? ;) She enjoys joking about bands and food and, well, everything. She runs Music4TheMind.Net. It's hot like summer.
silverraptor86
Name: Juan Age: 17 Classic Juanism

One of the crazy Wannabe Koreans that Aly <3s, Juan likes Warcraft and various other video games Aly doesn't understand. He also enjoys making out. Haha.

Supporting Cast

soccer0233
Name: Brad Age: 17 Bradism

Brad is crazy cool and likes soccer alot. Brad rhymes with rad for a reason - because he's rad, of course.
britlee1650
Name: Brittney Age: 15 Brittneyness

Brittney is oh-so-spunky, and goth boys seem drawn to her exetremely emo songs. She's going to hit me for writing that.
penflourish
Name: Jess Age: 15 Jessness

Jess is cool like ice, hot like summer, warm like pie, grrreat like frosted flakes, and rocks like a concert. Haha.
creinhard9
Name: Chris Age: 18 Chrisism

Not only does Chris have eight illegitimate children, but he also runs punkdiscovery.com.

Guest Appearances

nick the stupid
Name: Nick Age: 15 Oh-So-Nick

Nick no longer speaks to Aly, so he won't be here anymore. He was funny, though, very much so. <3

vector the fallen/bacothecow
Name: Bill Age: 18 Oh-So-Bill

Another one of those Wannabe Koreans. Crazy as fuck.

hessiandbi
Name: MaTTy Age: 14 Oh-So-MaTTy

The third Wannabe Korean. Pretty damn crazy.

haiku87
Name: Tyler, Lukanabalook, Aljezeera Oh-So-Aliens

Tyler's screen name is frequently stolen by aliens.

One-or-Two-Entry Wonders
(Aly <3s These Kids, They Just Don't Talk To Her Enough)

takeru yamato
Name: Vinnie Age: ? <3

hawthorn 0313
Name: Kathleen Age: 15 <3

revolutionroxy
Name: Roxy Age: 16 <3

no screename #1
Name: Mckayla Age: 16 <3

no screename #2
Name: Hugo Age: 18 (?) <3

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