Ultravisit0r: heeeeyyy... did I ever tell you the story of how I became a nerd?
alyrai: bob dylan always makes me think of steven banks.
Ultravisit0r: hehehe... :P
alyrai: no! tellmetellmetellme!
Ultravisit0r: okay..... here we go.
Ultravisit0r: I was a wee lad, somewhere around the age that normal third graders are... you know, NORMAL.
Ultravisit0r: and all the kids in my class were like, "hey Logan... you're smart!"
Ultravisit0r: so me, being the conceited bastard I was (and am) was like, "you know, you're right..."
Ultravisit0r: But then, they said something shocking... SHOCKING!
alyrai: Shocking? GASP!
Ultravisit0r: They said, "you know, you'd be even smarter if you knew a foreign language, you damned English geek!"
Ultravisit0r: sooo... I was inspired...
Ultravisit0r: I worked for days, weeks... MONTHS even! It was a grueling and hygeine-lacking period of my life...
Ultravisit0r: but, in the end, I learned.... ... ...
Ultravisit0r: 1337, |317(|-|35!!!
alyrai: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: remind me to kiss you for that when i see you, ok?
Ultravisit0r: so, I was like, "|-|0\/\/'5 7|-|15 f0|2 73|-| f0|2316|\|, |317(|-|35???!!!!!!1111!!one!"
Ultravisit0r: and they all cried...
Ultravisit0r: and know what else...?
alyrai: what else?
Ultravisit0r: |3|_06 /\/\3!!!!11!!11one!!1
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:48 PM
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