lm an ASHHOLE: I'm eating chicken noodle soup.
lm an ASHHOLE: It's tasty like your mom
alyrai: ... QUIT TASTING MY MOM, OK? SHE IS NOT YOUR BASKIN ROBBINS TASTING SPOON TO PASS AROUND. SHE'S MY MOM.
lm an ASHHOLE: She's hot.
alyrai: My mom?
lm an ASHHOLE: yeah
alyrai: Dude... that's my mom!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:00 PM

3.28.2003

 
alyrai: I'm sixteeeen!
meeii 05: i'm doing a birthday dance for you!!
meeii 05: ::Dances::
meeii 05: ::trips::
meeii 05: ::falls::
meeii 05: ::gets back up::
meeii 05: YAAY!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:14 PM

3.27.2003

 
IxHopexYouxDye: Pssst. Jess is actually a guy. A twelve-year-old canadian who lives in a trailer park and likes to play Turok 2.
Less Than Messer: shit....
IxHopexYouxDye: SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU, CRAZY OLD MEXICAN LADY.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 8:45 PM

 
Vector theFallen: Or I kill kill Bandai dead in the face with a herring/.
Vector theFallen: *Will kill
alyrai: Haha, the amount of nonsensicalness in that last sentance... i think that made a record.
Vector theFallen: Cool.
Vector theFallen: Blog that badboy. I finally hold a record outside of a gaming environment.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:32 PM

3.26.2003

 
alyrai: I really, seriously do want to go out and party and makeout with a redheaded boy that I don't know.
omg hi danielle: me too
alyrai: I want to get some physical action without all this STUPID drama. And I want to laugh.
omg hi danielle: YES
alyrai: I am going to make a shirt that says that:
alyrai:
WANTED
redheaded teenage boy for making out
no strings attached
humor a +, shaggy hair a +, girlfriend a -.

Aly = Whore. GOODNIGHT FOLKS. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:03 PM

 
revolutionroxy: I'm sorry, want me to whack his cat or something?
alyrai: haha, no, that's alright.
revolutionroxy: are you sure? because I hate cats. anything I can do to help you?
alyrai: Haha, he hates his cat, he'd thank you.
alyrai: No, not really, not unless you know how to make any emo boy make sense without speaking to him.
revolutionroxy: well acctully I do...
alyrai: Haha.
revolutionroxy: all you need is some dead or pressed flowers, and it needs to be snowing outside, and you need to stand under his window with the flowers and have a boombox playing a sad emo song. and look up at him when he comes to the window and let one single tear fall down your face and then go and throw a pigs heart covered in barbed wire at hm and tell him you love him
revolutionroxy: works everytime
alyrai: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
alyrai: ROXY I LOVE YOU THAT WAS GREAT.
revolutionroxy: thank you. I'm going to college to study the depression and angst of emo children, its something very interesting
alyrai: Hahahahaha.
revolutionroxy: i have to go.. but cheer up, we dont want to be sad (I'm not sure why I sad "we")
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:40 PM

 
alyrai: btw, messer wants to know when you're going to marry him.
penflourish: Well, I'm only 15 right now.
penflourish: I think I'll wait until I get out of school, at least.
alyrai: and he told me that if you died, he'd marry me. i was like "AAAAAAAAAAH. DAMMIT. I love Jess to much to arrange such a thing. ;_;"
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:31 PM

3.25.2003

 
"For those of you who just tuned in, something happened! Next, something else happened and we're all going to die!!!"
- Aly & Mckayla
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:40 PM

 
IxHopexYouxDye: omg hi danielle!
omg hi danielle: omg this is her sister
IxHopexYouxDye: omg ok sorry
omg hi danielle: omg no hard feelings
IxHopexYouxDye: omg thanks
omg hi danielle: omg your so totally welcome
IxHopexYouxDye: omg hooray!
omg hi danielle: omg bye
IxHopexYouxDye: omg byyye!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:17 PM

3.24.2003

 
HessianDBI: [in four years] all the emo kids will move on to like... elevator music
HessianDBI: and we'll be left all alone
IxHopexYouxDye: HAHAHA.
IxHopexYouxDye: They'll be like "Emo? Those whiny snots? I've /always/ been an elevator kid!"
IxHopexYouxDye: And then you can blackmail them because you have pictures of them at a Saves The Day show.
HessianDBI: Elevator music is depressing. Considering it has 3 bass lines, no vocals, and a repeating rhythm and melody for 4 minutes steaight - it's depressing enough to make me suicidal
HessianDBI: LOL! YES!!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:29 PM

 
HessianDBI: We should hold an emo convention.
IxHopexYouxDye: HAHAHA.
IxHopexYouxDye: EMOCON03/
HessianDBI: a chatroom
HessianDBI: envite EM members and whatnot and just be emo.
IxHopexYouxDye: Hahaha, I think it should be reeal. It can be like an anime con, hahaha.
HessianDBI: ROFL
HessianDBI: we can dress with thick rimmed glasses and sweaters, and eat only veggie junk
HessianDBI: just to piss off the hardcore emo-ers
IxHopexYouxDye: EXACTLY.
HessianDBI: and play with only an acoustic guitar
HessianDBI: if it's at night - it has to be candle lit with insence
IxHopexYouxDye: And the special guests can be, like, Conor Oberst and Chris Carraba.
HessianDBI: That would rock socks
HessianDBI: like... holy shizzle.
IxHopexYouxDye: There can be poetry contests with a panel of judges to shock, and an award for the person who can cry for the longest time straight.
HessianDBI: YES!!!!!!
IxHopexYouxDye: OH MAN MATTY. WHEN I AM EIGHTEEN I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS. <3
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:28 PM

3.23.2003

 
Less Than Messer: holy shit I need to take a god damn shower, and CURSE I NEED TO CURSE MORE FUCK
IxHopexYouxDye: BYYYE.
Less Than Messer: bye
IxHopexYouxDye: http://www.raspberryhamster.net/cam.jpg
IxHopexYouxDye: Before you goooo:
IxHopexYouxDye: That is me. AND MY SEXY BOWTIE.
Less Than Messer: hahah, you sexy bitch
IxHopexYouxDye: I KNOW. <33 I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT. EGO WAFFLLLE.
Less Than Messer: haha
Less Than Messer: god this showers gonna be extra wet
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:00 PM