SilverRaptor86: I am an Italian-Spanish Puerto Rican-born human being.
SilverRaptor86: That enjoys waffles, computers, and the company of beautiful women.
alyrai: Yeah... well... I'm a Russian/Irish/Scottish/Polish chick. That enjoys ice cream, music, and the company of hamsters. SO THERE.
SilverRaptor86: Well I also enjoy long, moonlit walks on the sidewalk in front of my house, eyes, smiles, puppies barking, and Fruit Loop cereal bars. What then, punk?
alyrai: Well... I also enjoy long, daylight walks down busy streets acting crazy, teeth, humor, building forts, and M&M Candy Cookie Bars. Take /that/!
SilverRaptor86: I enjoy the smell of fruit-scented hair, toilet humor, girls with a sense of humor, butts, making out, and Cheez Its. I win.
alyrai: I enjoy the scent of vanilla, random nonsensicalness, boys who make fun of people, hands, making out randomly, and chocolate chip cookie dough. You do not.
SilverRaptor86: I enjoy funny blogs, the fact that this should be blogged, the fact that if you don't blog this I'll probably murder you in some creative, evil, and amusing way. I also like the fact that you are one sexy piece of amusing female, and that you should blog this for the reasons above. Failure to do so will result in me being one sad psychopathic murderer. I do too.
alyrai: I enjoy blogging weird conversations, the fact that I had already planned on blogging this but I wasn't sure it was over, the fact that people might murder be purely based upon my blog, when amazingly awesome Puerto Rican boys from Texas flatter me way too often, and blogging amusing conversations. BEAT THAT.
SilverRaptor86: I am cooler than you. *Wins.*
alyrai: Okay, yeah... but I'm better at puns than you. *Loses*.
SilverRaptor86: HAHAHAHA! I R TEH WINNAR U R TEH LOSAR. But you're still sexy. ;[
That conversation totally made my day.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:22 PM
