In case you're behind on the times, the blog/website phenomenon Evil Muffin has reached it's six month birthday. Now a half-year old, what started out as a personal blog then morphed into a humour website for interesting AOL Instant Messenger conversations, Evil Muffin is still going strong. It now has a cast of over 20 members (some of which are no longer current, but have appeared in the past), and is enjoyed by many individuals who don't even know the people behind the blog.
In spirit of the celebration of EM's birthday, we at EM (read: Aly) have tallied up a scoreboard (read: we totally ripped THE GAME off) to show some of the progress. Judged on how often a person is blogged, nothing more and nothing less, these are the scores as of 03/30/03 (Mmm... threes...).
1. Danielle, 23 Entries
Screennames: omg hi danielle, sunday drive x, comicxb00kxcrush
Danielle joined the EM in early December, immediatly bringing life into the slowly dying project. There is now rarely a week without at least one clever insight from Danielle, and she runs THE GAME in her AIM profile - a tough competition for who can say the most bizarre things.
2. Nick, 19 Entries
Screenname: nick the stupid
Like Danielle, Nick took EM by storm, arriving one day and conquering the next. When he was still around he graced the front page almost constantly with sarcastic wit and jokes about Satan.
3. Messer, 18 Entries
Screenname: less than messer
Messer also came to the cast suddenly, without warning stealing the show. His strange, confusing strategy works, obviously. He's been around for half the time the other cast members, and already he's #3 - how long before he hits #1?
4. Dana, 16 Entries
Screenname: meeii 05
Dana has kept a slow and steady pace since she appeared on the scene in early January, dropping brilliantly humorous lines not in bursts like everyone else, but with an easy pace.
5. Juan, 14 Entries
Screenname: silverraptor86
Juan has been making Aly laugh longer than any of the other top 5, and it's no surprise he's this close to the top. Juan works in shifts, with non-stop blogging one day and then disappearing the next. That's probably because he's busy making out. ;)
6. Chris, 12 Entries
Screenname: creinhard9
7. Cha-- err... Bob, 11 Entries
Screennames: chadjchis, grahamthecracker
9/10. Brittney/Brad, 9 Entries Each
Screennames: britlee1650, soccer0233
11. Bill(VectorTheFallen), 5 Entries
12/13. Jess(penflourish)/Mckayla(?), 4 Entries Each
14/15/16. Roxy(revolutionroxy)/Tyler(haiku87)/MaTTy(hessiandbi), 3 Entries Each
17. Kathleen(Hawthorn 0313), 2 Entries
18/19/20. Hugo(?)/Vinnie(Takeru Yamato)/Ashley(1m an ASHHole), 1 Entry Each
Here is to six months of laughter (and some other stuff!) - and, of course, to many more. ;)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:51 AM
