Brittney and Aly's
Lifetime Movie Event
(Slow Fade In)
NARRATOR: A strong independant woman...
(VIOLET is in view, crying and whining about how much her life sucks)
NARRATOR: Whose mother died...
(MOTHER fades into view on a hospital bed.)
MOTHER: I will always love you! (Dies.)
NARRATOR: Whose father hates her...
(FATHER fades into view, yelling and looking angry.)
FATHER: I am taking out my repressed rage on you!
NARRATOR: Whose teenage daughter is pregnant...
(DAUGHTER fades into view, looking drugged up and extra skinny besides her bulging belly.)
DAUTHER: Should I keep my baby?
NARRATOR: Whose husband beats on her with a lead pipe...
(HUSBAND fades into view)
HUSBAND: I am also taking out my repressed rage on you!
NARRATOR: And is cheating on her with her boss...
HUSBAND: That's not lipstick on my collar! It's, uh, ketchup!
(BOSS fades in, a woman in a flashy red business suit, hanging all over HUSBAND.)
BOSS: I hate you for no apparent reason other than my hidden jealousy of your strength and independance! You're fired!
NARRATOR: Watch the strong, independant woman overcome life's hard knocks on the next Lifetime Special!
(Blackout.)
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:53 PM
