alyrai: MY INFIDELITIES ARE MUTE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
meeii 05: hahhaah and i DONT want to be making out all the time, dammit!! Wait...
alyrai: Wait . . . I do want to be making out all the time.
meeii 05: exactly
alyrai: DAMN YOU CHRIS CARRABA. YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT WON THE WAR!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:36 PM

 
alyrai: RAWR. Why do I feel so shitty today? I don't really have a reason to, I just . . . do. Rawr. :p
c0micxbookxCRUSH: I don't know...something in the water?
alyrai: It has to be, lol.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: It's a conspiracy
alyrai: Hahaha. A conspiracy to make me feel depressed? Wow, I feel special.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: YES THEYRE COMING TO GET YOU
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ITS THE EMO MOVEMENT
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ITS LED BY CHRIS CARABABABABABAB
alyrai: OMG. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WEAR TORN SWEATERS!!!
c0micxbookxCRUSH: OH GNOS!
alyrai: Chris Carraba scares me, man.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: AND MAKE YOU BREAK YOUR CDS AND CUT YOUR WRISTS WITH THEM!
alyrai: AND START EATING VEGGIE BURGERS!
c0micxbookxCRUSH: AND...RIDING A BIKE THROUGH TOWN FOR NO REASON
alyrai: OMG, THAT IS SO DEEP! (Did I just say that? It's already taking affect! Oh no! Save me!)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: never fear! I EM HERE!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 9:56 PM

 
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: yarg
alyrai: oigres
sunday drive x: ayrg
alyrai: iogres
sunday drive x: HAHAH I WIN
alyrai: WHO SAYS?
sunday drive x: I SAYS BECAUSE YOU SPELL OIGRES WRONG
alyrai: AND YOU SPELT YARG WRONG!!!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 4:58 PM

12.19.2002

 
alyrai: Question: "Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?"
Vector theFallen: LOL
alyrai: Answer.
Vector theFallen: I'll assume a band. Or the river one must cross in Greek myth to reach the land of the dead. This is assuming three-headed psychopuppy didn't find you to be crunchy and good with ketchup.
alyrai: Hahahahahaha. YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE HAD THE COOLEST ANSWER.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 5:39 PM

12.18.2002

 
alyrai: Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?
CReinhard9: yes i do, in fact, they are the mr. uh...rubato? people
alyrai: YES! HAHAHA! YOU ROCK. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
CReinhard9: only if i'm allowed to sleep with other people
CReinhard9: ;-)
alyrai: Hahaha. Completely allowed, considering I'm already married to, like, 18 people.
CReinhard9: sounds good
alyrai: Yay!
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 11:05 PM

 
sunday drive x: I'm omnipotent
alyrai: GO YOU.
sunday drive x: <3
alyrai: I'm not omnipotent. I'm only, like, semi-potent. HAHAHA. And that sounds like I smell funky or something.
sunday drive x: hahahaha
sunday drive x: can you imagine
sunday drive x: ARE YOU SEMIPOTENT? TRY THIS NEW DEODRANT
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:55 PM

 
alyrai: Do you even know who Styx are, fucker?
ChadJChis: Um, that would be a negatory
alyrai: OMG YOU ARE DEPRAVED.
ChadJChis: SORRY!
alyrai: Styx = "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" "Come Sail Away"
ChadJChis: Aly, I don't listen to your music. That's a fact we need to get over....
alyrai: Dude, this is not my music.
alyrai: THIS ARE CLASSICS, YO. "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"!!!!
ChadJChis: I'm sorry!
ChadJChis: Haven't heard it!!
alyrai: Omg. So depraved, so depraved . . .
ChadJChis: Have you seen the Mona Lisa in the Louve?
ChadJChis: Or perhaps gone to the Sydney Opera house, or the Paris Operhouse?
alyrai: No. But I HAVE HEARD THE ROBOTO SONG.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:31 PM

 
alyrai: OMG I NEED SOME ACTION. Hahahahahaha. At this point if I am about to makeout with anyone, I don't care who.
sunday drive x: I NEED ACTION LIKE YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
sunday drive x: IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR
alyrai: I'm at ten months, yo.
sunday drive x: THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR EITHER OF US
alyrai: NO IT IS NOT.
alyrai: Especially since I am a naturally slutty person.
sunday drive x: haha you have your pride
alyrai: I do.
sunday drive x: I don't know if I am or not.
alyrai: I'm not really slutty, I just like to flirt.
alyrai: Alot.
sunday drive x: ahh
sunday drive x: so do i
sunday drive x: somewhat
sunday drive x: but it never works
alyrai: Lol. It never works to get my any action, lol. And I sound like a guy, yo!
sunday drive x: you're so influential
alyrai: Hahahahahaha,
alyrai: I read that and was like. "I'm influenza?" See what lack of action does to your brain cells?
sunday drive x: HAHAHAHAHAH
alyrai: OMG! IT'S LIKE THE STYX SONG!!!
sunday drive x: STYYYYYX
alyrai: LOVE IS LIKE OXYGEN / YOU GET TOO MUCH YOU GET TOO HIGH / NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE
sunday drive x: TESTIFY!
alyrai: Hahahahahaha. This is too funny.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:26 PM