alyrai: You have illegitimate children? How'd you manage that? ;-)
CReinhard9: haha no
CReinhard9: but you know
CReinhard9: at least now if i go to tp someone's house i can use that as my excuse for buying it all
alyrai: ?
CReinhard9: cuz i have so many kids...
alyrai: Lol.
alyrai: I used to have 11 illegitimate children, actually, but I sold 9 for crack money. I kept the last two because they're evil and murderous.
CReinhard9: hahahahahahahahaha
alyrai: (That is a very, very long story. I'm also a hobo.)
CReinhard9: yes
CReinhard9: but i can relate
alyrai: To being a hobo?
CReinhard9: i once used one of my kids to receive child support payments, then spent those on crack and giving the child lessons on how to be evil and murderous
alyrai: Wow! Our kids should be friends.
CReinhard9: yeah, but no, cuz mine are raised to not have friends
CReinhard9: all part of being evil
alyrai: Awww, see, mine are inherently evil. We think they might also be the children of Satan, but we're not sure, because I was /really/ drunk that night. They mean well with their disaster and havoc.
CReinhard9: oh...mine are only evil because i wanted them to be...
CReinhard9: damn
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 10:18 PM
