alyrai: No offense and all, but your object of affection looks like he's twelve. (I'm looking at his band site right now, lol)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHA I KNOW
alyrai: So do all his bandmates.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: Yeah, but in person, they look OLDER
alyrai: Are you sure he's not secretly a fifth grader and lying to you?
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hmm
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ill have to interrogate
c0micxbookxCRUSH: ill ask him 9th grade algebra questions
alyrai: Not a good strategy. I don't know a single guy who remembers anything from school.
alyrai: You could, um, ask his mom.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: they didnt know how old I was when I met them, the frontman freaked out when he found out.
alyrai: I think you should ask his mom. Find her and walk up to her and be like, "I think your son is secretly a grade schooler! TELL ME THE TRUTH, WOMAN!"
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
alyrai: Or, um, you could do an DNA test.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahaha i could test his bones
alyrai: You could go on MTV! On that show where they solve stupid mysteries and you can laugh at people and their stupid problems.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HHAHA i have no idea what youre talking about
alyrai: There's some new MTV show that I know about because I have no life. They solve stupid college student's problems with forensic science.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahahahahahahahaha
alyrai: Some stupid girl thinks her stupid boyfriend is cheating on him. So she calls MTV and they come and steal stupid stuff from the stupid people, and then they have some forensic scientist figure it out by testing the DNA of some cup that was found in the stupid college boys car.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: how abut this YOU ASK
alyrai: And then the stupid host tells the stupid girl, "He has been cheating on you! With your best friend!" And the stupid best friend freaks out and says, "Nu-uh! I ain't been sleeping wit dat boi, 'cuz he be mad ugly, foo'!"
c0micxbookxCRUSH: OH MY GOD. I love society.
alyrai: Hahahaha.
alyrai: What's him AIM sn? I will ask.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahaha NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT HAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: I'm kidding. ;-)
c0micxbookxCRUSH: hahahahaha
alyrai: However, that would be amusing. "I just heard your band from MP3.com amd went to your site and saw your pictures. Are you aware that you're twelve?"
alyrai: Hahaha. I'm laughing so hard I'm sneezing.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HAHAHAHAHA
alyrai: And I am /so/ blogging this.
c0micxbookxCRUSH: HOLLA
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 1:37 PM
