alyrai: The boy I am stalking is not appreciative of my stalking.
ChadJChis: He isn't??
ChadJChis: How sad!
ChadJChis: Did you send him a bouquet of pigs ears and shaving creme?
alyrai: Well, I don't know for sure, but I don't think he is.
alyrai: I worked up the courage to be finally say something that was a bit obvious, and he completely ignored it.
ChadJChis: Hmmmm
ChadJChis: Maybe you need to start sending him weird "gifts"
alyrai: Hahahahaha. You need to learn the meaning of "stalking" as opposed to "stalking".
ChadJChis: That's what my friend's stalker did
ChadJChis: Inform the idiot
ChadJChis: Yo no comprendo
alyrai: Stalking in Aly's world = crushing on and flirting with, sometimes purusing in a slightly forward and sometimes obnoxious manner.
alyrai: Stalking in everyone else's world = sending hookers your severed ear.
ChadJChis: That's Van Gogh
ChadJChis: Not stalkers
alyrai: So? Van Gogh was a stalker.
ChadJChis: I don't think so...
ChadJChis: Just a painter
ChadJChis: Ends with the same last two letters though
alyrai: DAMMIT, WORK WITH ME HERE. I AM A SAD LITTLE EMO GIRL.
Aly was not drunk when she posted this at 6:08 PM
